He makes up for it with how practiced he is "grappling"

grappling with his homosexuality

And losing the round 10-8

Joe "I shit with my knees up to my ears for full evacuation" Rogan

Yeah, so I was watching this thing on youtube about how orangutans actually squat all the way to shit. Like they force their knees up as high as they go. Hey, Jamie, could you pull that up? Yeah, look at the little guy just hunkering all the way down to shit. That's what a true male should do. Like, we as slightly evolved monkeys try to hide this fact. Have you ever thought about toilets? Like they're these designated capsules in your home that take everyone's digested food to the same location. Wait, did you see the size of that orangutan's cock? Whoa!

The thing I love about this sub is that I literally cannot tell if a quote is real or not

Probably more because they don't have a 5' and under division.

Fuck all you Heightler motherfuckers

Don't be mad, little feller.

Fuck all you twitter responders

This isn’t twitter you fucking Mongoloid

Look at how stupid you are

He looks small in any photo he's in, his ultimate curse.

He gets bashed on MMA reddit and sherdog for christs sake. No one is fooled by his hackery except the dumbest and most inbred of meatheads.

He should use tough guy props to drive in the fact that he's not just some short weakling. On the stage there should be a big heavy duty bag hanging and chain link fence in the background for people to stare at for 30 minutes before he gets up. They'll get the picture.

95% of standup is terrible

FACE.

I think that you could very confidently argue that The Joe Rogan Experience is the best interview based media ever made.

I would not be very confident at all arguing that.