your balls are showing

No, you.

It's always the lurkers that contribute jack shit that demand better humor. Step up, faggot, make me laugh.

Correct

We'll try to be more like Jon Stewart, whose take-no-prisoners approach to political humor has inspired you to want him as our president.

We all can't be this funny.

You don’t think he’s got biting wit?

Jew broad who fights Draculas.