Every polyamorous girl I've seen or been with always does really stupid mental gymnastics to fuck on the first date while trying to ease them of the guilt for their one sided idea of an "open relationship". And it's always because they want the security of a beta faggot provider.
She gains weight because she choosing to spend all of her non-holiday time in an office working to support her live-in maid and his aspirations to become an erotic science fiction writer.
Hey can we make āBald Patā a thing on this sub? Iām staring at this and realizing what a horrifying androgynous moonface he would look like without hair.
Heās so obscure we could definitely get the photoshopped posts to be the most visible imagery of him on the internet.
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1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-04-21
His Easter brunch consists of what he slurps out afterwards.
1 dean_clean_machine 2019-04-21
Imagine how his second beard feels when he has to point heās been previously married and not just say wife whenever posting about her
1 LaLaLaLoey 2019-04-21
Polyamory? So he gets laid so much he needs to be in an open relationship? Lmao rrrright
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-21
No but his wife does and he wouldn't do anything to go against the progressive religion
1 brothamenarmy 2019-04-21
Every polyamorous girl I've seen or been with always does really stupid mental gymnastics to fuck on the first date while trying to ease them of the guilt for their one sided idea of an "open relationship". And it's always because they want the security of a beta faggot provider.
1 crookedmile 2019-04-21
He's a sick man
1 varamyr6skin 2019-04-21
Nice crows feet, stupid.
1 Poo-U 2019-04-21
Murdered!
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-04-21
Crow yuma
1 juschippinyababe 2019-04-21
She is gaining weight just by being with him. Fatrick and Fatlicia, or whatever her dumb fucking name is.
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-04-21
She gains weight because she choosing to spend all of her non-holiday time in an office working to support her live-in maid and his aspirations to become an erotic science fiction writer.
1 J-Bradley1 2019-04-21
(Gotta prep the bull first)
1 My_cat_Kippu_loves_u 2019-04-21
Awful man. She could do better.
1 Tarlan_is_cool 2019-04-21
he really needs to lay off the brunch, child
1 pabbseven 2019-04-21
Did he say his second wife?
1 YourOldPalHoward 2019-04-21
Hey can we make āBald Patā a thing on this sub? Iām staring at this and realizing what a horrifying androgynous moonface he would look like without hair.
Heās so obscure we could definitely get the photoshopped posts to be the most visible imagery of him on the internet.
1 Edgartooth 2019-04-21
Did Fatty get this taken down?
1 SomervilleDan 2019-04-21
Nope, it's still there. He got a previous parody Instagram taken down though. Flew a little too close to the sun...
1 Terahite 2019-04-21
Vurry good.
1 PelicanWhoFuckHorse 2019-04-21
"Gotta prep the bull first"
1 Toss__Pot 2019-04-21
even a broken writer is correct once / day
1 assreaper 2019-04-21
If he ever got a hold of one us and we wake up handcuffed to a radiator, I would blame him for torturing the shit out of us.
1 UnfunnyFaggott 2019-04-21
Sheās seems nice and way too good for him.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-04-21
She thought so too lol
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-04-21
She thought so too lol
1 This_Is_MAGA_Country 2019-04-21
we heard you
1 Belchides 2019-04-21
"My beautiful second wife".
So passive aggressive and immature towards the first wife. No wonder why she left this loser.
1 mouthmouth18 2019-04-21
that's so weird. It would be like introducing one of your buddies has your second or third best friend
1 AOTV88 2019-04-21
It is really weird. What a disrespectful way to refer to your wife. Like she came in 2nd place.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-04-21
I love how Pat's such a believe cuck that the "prep the bull" line didn't clue this guy into this being phoney.
1 Alansmithee22 2019-04-21
What a passive aggressive shit head. This mid-western loser is around 40 and gurgles cum for a living.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-04-21
k.kl;kl;;l
1 WeWuzKangz 2019-04-21
Nice stroke, stupid
1 cfc611 2019-04-21
Patrick enjoyed eating his black creampie his wife prepared for him earlier that day. Whata fag
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-04-21
Pat responds
1 MSteve1232000 2019-04-21
Wait, he doesnāt have some overcooked contrarian take on Christian holidays? Iām shocked.
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-04-21
I hate that he felt compelled to put "second wife" in it instead of just wife.
1 FAGGOT-FAGGOT 2019-04-21