Chris Kuhn's famous last words

87  2019-04-21 by Dom_Myers

41 comments

That didnt age well

The part about his personal leisure time didnt, but the first 4 sentences were spot on and apply to our current fiasco

And his son didn't age at all.

Will someone please send his shitty last words to whatever jail he is living in?

Smart Communications/PADOC
Christopher D Kuhn # NN2552
Sci Mahoney
PO Box 33028
St Petersburg, FL 33733

All prisoner mail is pre-checked at a sort station in Florida so anything too obscene might not get to him.

Guarantee nobody here has ever been proactive enough to actually mail anything.

You're insane to think that.

If there was an email system, maybe. But physical mail? No way.

Someone posted their amazon receipt for a copy of “permanently suspended” with Kuhn’s address as the destination. I’d provide proof if a fat, junkie thief hadn’t blocked my ability to look it up.

Actually now that you mention it, I vaguely remember that.

Find me the lovely picture of Qadan with angel wings with the Vizio I'll print it out and send it

I also remember because of the thick material used on the pamphlets cover it wouldn't have gotten to Kuhn

Someone should send him all of the incredible artwork he inspired

6'4, huh. Got joe feeling insecure

Mila wouldn't want anything taller than 6'1 anyway

Chrissy the Nose

For all you lazy faggots, there are internet sites which will send “gift cards” to whoever you want. All you gotta do is upload a pic of someone taking a shit on Fatrick’s face or whatever, then they will automatically print out the picture and mail it to your victim.

I want someone to make a postcard from the pic of Baby Kuhn chilling in heaven with the Visio soundbar, saying "Greetings from r/OpieNAnthony!"

Speaking of his wife, I wonder if she's still single?

Well she definitely doesn't have any kids so does it really matter

Is she still a “baby momma” if there’s no more baby?

That isn't entirely accurate.

I bet it was after the jacuzzi

my mother's lovin the pics

Not to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but I think he’s been working with BroJoe, Space, Fatrick and Fred from Brooklyn from behind bars. The whole thing was orchestrated.

How handsome can a concrete stain be?

The wisdom to see a flaw in the sub, but not the Visio to fix it.

The people that upvoted that self righteous horse shit should be keelhauled.

At the end of the day I'm gonna keep getting blown by my beautiful wife, go to the park with my handsome son, get paid every Friday at my awesome job

I love that when the news started covering the whole ordeal we discovered that his "beautiful wife" was actually a dumpy 4 and his "awesome job" wasn't awesome enough for him to afford a $200 speaker. Also no son his handsome when they shoot through a windshield like a bullet and skid across asphalt at 90mph.

He’s at the great park in the sky now

Shocking nigger attitude and nigger behaviour from a nigger.

He was talking about the old sub that was badly moderated by incompetent SpaceEdge and others

I agreed with him on the first half, but the last half did not age well.

Neither did his son

Any job were you get paid every Friday is not an "awesome job".

I remember him commenting "Fuck you" or something like that after he killed his kid but he deleted the comment 😑 Anybody else who remeber that??

This should be the new "Your mom's box!"

This didn’t age well.

Did anybody tell him the new sub address for when he gets computer time in the hoosegow?