how are his books so highly rated on Amazon? I'm seeing 4 stars with only a dozen reviews

He’s writing a lot of them himself. The cadence and details are very similar.

"This book was originally bought for my nephew, child, but I ended up reading it and found it tethered to the fabric of modernism and the patriarchy. Child, buy this book, child. Also, I am not a pedophile and racist can still enter legally binding book publishing contracts, child."

If only something could be done

Take a guess. Take a guess, also, as to what happened to the negative reviews. Off of Amazon, reviews of his work are actually hard to find because his writing is obscure to the greatest degree. The reviews that we have found, however, are universally negative. He is a very bad writer. Even if he were not, he’s a very unpopular writer, a very unknown writer, a very unsuccessful writer. Excerpts of his work were posted on the previous sub and were beyond difficult to read. Brutal, terrible, awkward and amateurish. Don’t worry, he is still hoping to escort you into a convention so that Nazis don’t attack you. That’s the sort of thing normally handled by failed authors. He thinks he’s fat Batman.

I am the night, sweet duckling.

Totally his pick up line

Alternately, his invitation to his next bar fight! (0-14)

Id imagine he has provoked a couple of those. Get all red faced and belligerent. He would get mopped.

Glass Joe ass nigga.

Wait... are you implying he’s a massive faggot born without male genitalia?

When I'm on the phone at the bar I'm looking at whores and hiding it like a real man.

Talking extra loud to impress the people near.

Norton esque.

Would be a shame if a beer “accidentally” fell onto it

Nice 2006 Family Guy bit, stupid

Nice knowing the year in reference, stupid.

it was a guess, stupid

the more i read these accurate breakdowns of fatrick's behavior the more sick i'm getting that he exists

"I'm working on the great American novel: 'Faster Than The Speed Of Love'"

Let’s not bother to joke about this and just cut to the chase. A number of negative reviews were deleted. Further, the number of reviews he currently has is rather pathetic. Reviews off of Amazon have been overwhelmingly negative. His work shows a touch of promise, but very little discipline, charisma, polish or vision. He’s a very very poor writer. He brags about making six figures when that would put him in rather rare company in annual book sales, which would be easily verifiable. He is not even included in lists of science fiction writers available on the Internet, even lists with thousands of names. If you were making six figures he would’ve spent significant time on the bestseller’s list, as 85% of writers on the NYT bestseller’s list do not break $100,000 in sales. Almost that entire number do you not even make 50. He is not in the top 15% of sales. He’s a liar. I believe that adequately answered your question.

Oh sweet summer child!

If 10% of his own followers had purchased his book in the first month of release (or in pre-sale) he would have hit the best sellers list and then probably Tor would have promoted. If you can’t even get a sliver of your own followers to purchase your book, they know how terrible it is.

And eating the most bland looking chimichanga with bland looking black beans. That shits Wisconsin so you know it doesn't taste like real mexican food.

Colin used to fuck with Norton about doing the same thing

Have you ever seen a guy reading at a bar on a friday night? It's the most pathetic shit I've ever seen. Seeing a packed bar with everyone grouped up laughing and talking loudly with music blaring and some homo sitting there reading the same line over and over is the most surreal thing.

I hope one of the black people Patrick is so afraid of confidently walks in to Hooligans and steals his 2005 Lenovo laptop.