Why the fuck does there need to be 9 mods?
214 2019-04-21 by Officer_McGrady
You’re not running the fucking embassy you retards. It’s a subreddit with a few thousand subs where we bully pathetic old men.
Does being an internet moderator make you feel important you stupid losers?
70 comments
1 JansHammer 2019-04-21
Nick Mullen was given an honorary modship the others paid for it. Time is money.
1 Air_Rangoon 2019-04-21
How 'bout gas all mods.
1 PlantainNationalism 2019-04-21
The voice of reason
1 SoulBrothamanNumber1 2019-04-21
Wouldn't it be funny if we mod literally every sub member? Just give us retard Joe no-privilege modship
1 n_moolinyan 2019-04-21
Which one is the Stephen Breyer of the mods?
1 YoGabbaGabbagool 2019-04-21
The Supreme Court of Autism
1 sloppy_biopsy 2019-04-21
Ruth Bader Ginsperg
1 Nicklegermaniumerb 2019-04-21
Antonin Stealia
1 GKChestbrahson 2019-04-21
John Sloberts
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-21
Im sure they are cooking up some fuckery, probably alts for spaceedge, yamo, toolman, ohvg, joe and ant.
1 A_TIME_TO_RAPE 2019-04-21
Insider mod discussions about where to steer the sub
1 Invunche 2019-04-21
How many of them are fat?
1 CompletelyIncorrect0 2019-04-21
This man is asking the real questions.
1 GKChestbrahson 2019-04-21
No he isn't, this is the Opie and Anthony subreddit
1 Colinfagerty 2019-04-21
The foundation is getting rickety already.
1 Poo-U 2019-04-21
Shades of Baghdad in ‘05, before the first beefer uprising. Heads should remain in the ‘on swivel’ position for the foreseeable.
1 telav 2019-04-21
I'm sure some of them even paid for mod. Some people are obsessed over getting mod due to having no control in their real life.
1 GinFoss 2019-04-21
That must be sad. Being an internet moderator is something I would refuse if offered. That's like being proud that you clean up shit and calling yourself king of the bathroom
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-04-21
A mod on an old MMA forum asked me if I'd mod and I refused, and it had even less people than this sub. Another guy asked me to call in to his MMA podcast. These are my online credentials.
1 Nah_Ming 2019-04-21
And you commit to keep doing it for extended periods for free. Faggots, all of them.
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-04-21
Every extra mod just increases the odds that one of them has an autistic meltdown
1 GinFoss 2019-04-21
That's mathematically true
1 lowend73 2019-04-21
This sub is finished
1 MisterStockwell 2019-04-21
Time to move on to r/opieampersandanthony I guess.
1 ChocomelTM 2019-04-21
Time to populate /r/scorch
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1 Gulaggaygoy 2019-04-21
I like that one
1 Jungies 2019-04-21
Is there a betting pool?
1 late_50s_why 2019-04-21
9 people means there are 9 thiefing junkie alcoholic among them
1 rahtin 2019-04-21
It's inevitable. The Reddit admins are going to stick their noses in the modmail eventually and someone will get scared and try to enforce some dumb rule that pisses everyone off.
1 LoouisCuCK 2019-04-21
You were always my favorite. They should re-mod you (also if they make you a mod, put in a good word for me so that I can make the cut too) ;)
1 rahtin 2019-04-21
I never did anything as a mod. I cleaned out the mod queue every few weeks and that was about it. What you can do as a Reddit mod is so limited, with a sub like this you're just babysitting and trying to stop the sub from getting banned for doxxing.
1 AntsCamera 2019-04-21
I bet they all shoplift.
1 GinFoss 2019-04-21
out of all the gay things to shoplift nigga chooses a lime green discount vape pen like you cant make this shit up at all
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-04-21
I steal spices from Walmart and I'm still not as big a faggot as Space Edge.
1 GinFoss 2019-04-21
there doesn't and it's only gonna make another spacefag incident more likely. i say 3 is where it should stop except for novelty mods with no privileges, but don't run that bit into the ground either.
1 lifeobenreilly 2019-04-21
3 is the magic number.
You got your tiebreaker there - a straight (Braunheiser), a Feig (SAMCRO), and a Bisexual (Vigoda always went both ways since Barney Miller).
1 GinFoss 2019-04-21
Also /r/funny has 10 mods. there's 25,000 people online there right now. thats proof positive right there that we have wayyyyyyyy too many mods
1 LamarThePotato 2019-04-21
After the revolution, everyone wants to be a General.
1 Anarox 2019-04-21
https://youtu.be/kLUktJbp2Ug
Expected event in the next 6 months
1 thisshitisboring 2019-04-21
All with full permission, except that woman beating retard. Shitshow waiting to happen next time Luis gets his tax return on his litter of kids.
1 GKChestbrahson 2019-04-21
He's moves on to the fighter & the kid subreddit
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-04-21
Who the fuck is 'VisiblePlan'? Why is Chapo nerd modding us.
1 late_50s_why 2019-04-21
There are two handles with retarded spelling of space edge among them, who the fuck is this gay fag that was so obsess with space edge two years ago? Sounds like a totally adjusted person
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-04-21
If this sub devolves into pedophilia apologetics like the Chapo sub, I'm out...
1 nikolam 2019-04-21
You should know by now that we are firmly anti-Cumia around here.
1 lifeobenreilly 2019-04-21
No one's defending Anthony lately, I think we're safe.
1 anonimescu 2019-04-21
No active member of chappostraphouse or cumtown should be mod. PERIOD!
1 Wolosocu 2019-04-21
It will only be a matter of time before this sub goes the way of the old sub. Is /r/scorch still the tertiary backup?
1 late_50s_why 2019-04-21
The dude that created that is gone tho, it's gonna be trouble further down the road
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-04-21
beige and porsalin have over a million unique viewers and prob a few million views. all of that shit comes from this little underworld.
1 late_50s_why 2019-04-21
Let's take credit for the Amy video too
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-04-21
it's not a stretch to say it was directly inspired by the sub. its researhc on her theft, general spirit etc. not ascribing credit to the sub would be a lie honestly
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-04-21
I missed the way you look at me from the rear.
1 MisterStockwell 2019-04-21
Realistically you just need 2-3 mods at most to enforce reddit-wide rules to ensure we don't get purged.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-04-21
Mods pls mod me I won't abuse my power ib dot loying
1 Anarox 2019-04-21
We was stepped over
1 Toss__Pot 2019-04-21
you're right!!
why isn't there 10?
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-04-21
Hey yamo and tool guy did it make you feel special you fat nigger faggots?
1 Phkna1 2019-04-21
9 spots in the circle jerk
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-04-21
more importantly, why are people like braunheiser mod. he doesnt even look at this place.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-04-21
Cause his momma gives candies at Halloween and she's lovely.
1 Busta_Ma_Toole 2019-04-21
You faggots never learn.
1 I_BUKAKE_LAYLA_CUMIA 2019-04-21
Mod here.
Lol jk mods r gay
1 LouieBeanshh 2019-04-21
Yeah why the fuck should there be 9 mods when there can be 10?
Mod me cocksucka
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-04-21
Isn’t it actually a good failsafe? The problem with the other sub was that one faggot hat all the power.
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-04-21
Just have one who doesn't do anything. Simple.
1 hard_to_explain 2019-04-21
There's no power to have. That's why moderators are pathetic fags.
1 Nicklegermaniumerb 2019-04-21
Also disable the 10 minute timer you faggots.
1 AiCPearlJam 2019-04-21
I want to be a mod for the Panera perks.