Why the fuck does there need to be 9 mods?

214  2019-04-21 by Officer_McGrady

You’re not running the fucking embassy you retards. It’s a subreddit with a few thousand subs where we bully pathetic old men.

Does being an internet moderator make you feel important you stupid losers?

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Nick Mullen was given an honorary modship the others paid for it. Time is money.

How 'bout gas all mods.

The voice of reason

Wouldn't it be funny if we mod literally every sub member? Just give us retard Joe no-privilege modship

Which one is the Stephen Breyer of the mods?

The Supreme Court of Autism

Ruth Bader Ginsperg

Antonin Stealia

John Sloberts

Im sure they are cooking up some fuckery, probably alts for spaceedge, yamo, toolman, ohvg, joe and ant.

Insider mod discussions about where to steer the sub

How many of them are fat?

This man is asking the real questions.

No he isn't, this is the Opie and Anthony subreddit

The foundation is getting rickety already.

Shades of Baghdad in ‘05, before the first beefer uprising. Heads should remain in the ‘on swivel’ position for the foreseeable.

I'm sure some of them even paid for mod. Some people are obsessed over getting mod due to having no control in their real life.

That must be sad. Being an internet moderator is something I would refuse if offered. That's like being proud that you clean up shit and calling yourself king of the bathroom

A mod on an old MMA forum asked me if I'd mod and I refused, and it had even less people than this sub. Another guy asked me to call in to his MMA podcast. These are my online credentials.

And you commit to keep doing it for extended periods for free. Faggots, all of them.

Every extra mod just increases the odds that one of them has an autistic meltdown

That's mathematically true

This sub is finished

Time to move on to r/opieampersandanthony I guess.

Time to populate /r/scorch

I like that one

Is there a betting pool?

9 people means there are 9 thiefing junkie alcoholic among them

It's inevitable. The Reddit admins are going to stick their noses in the modmail eventually and someone will get scared and try to enforce some dumb rule that pisses everyone off.

You were always my favorite. They should re-mod you (also if they make you a mod, put in a good word for me so that I can make the cut too) ;)

I never did anything as a mod. I cleaned out the mod queue every few weeks and that was about it. What you can do as a Reddit mod is so limited, with a sub like this you're just babysitting and trying to stop the sub from getting banned for doxxing.

I bet they all shoplift.

out of all the gay things to shoplift nigga chooses a lime green discount vape pen like you cant make this shit up at all

I steal spices from Walmart and I'm still not as big a faggot as Space Edge.

there doesn't and it's only gonna make another spacefag incident more likely. i say 3 is where it should stop except for novelty mods with no privileges, but don't run that bit into the ground either.

3 is the magic number.

You got your tiebreaker there - a straight (Braunheiser), a Feig (SAMCRO), and a Bisexual (Vigoda always went both ways since Barney Miller).

Also /r/funny has 10 mods. there's 25,000 people online there right now. thats proof positive right there that we have wayyyyyyyy too many mods

After the revolution, everyone wants to be a General.

https://youtu.be/kLUktJbp2Ug

Expected event in the next 6 months

All with full permission, except that woman beating retard. Shitshow waiting to happen next time Luis gets his tax return on his litter of kids.

He's moves on to the fighter & the kid subreddit

Who the fuck is 'VisiblePlan'? Why is Chapo nerd modding us.

There are two handles with retarded spelling of space edge among them, who the fuck is this gay fag that was so obsess with space edge two years ago? Sounds like a totally adjusted person

If this sub devolves into pedophilia apologetics like the Chapo sub, I'm out...

You should know by now that we are firmly anti-Cumia around here.

No one's defending Anthony lately, I think we're safe.

No active member of chappostraphouse or cumtown should be mod. PERIOD!

It will only be a matter of time before this sub goes the way of the old sub. Is /r/scorch still the tertiary backup?

The dude that created that is gone tho, it's gonna be trouble further down the road

beige and porsalin have over a million unique viewers and prob a few million views. all of that shit comes from this little underworld.

Let's take credit for the Amy video too

it's not a stretch to say it was directly inspired by the sub. its researhc on her theft, general spirit etc. not ascribing credit to the sub would be a lie honestly

I missed the way you look at me from the rear.

Realistically you just need 2-3 mods at most to enforce reddit-wide rules to ensure we don't get purged.

Mods pls mod me I won't abuse my power ib dot loying

We was stepped over

you're right!!

why isn't there 10?

Hey yamo and tool guy did it make you feel special you fat nigger faggots?

9 spots in the circle jerk

more importantly, why are people like braunheiser mod. he doesnt even look at this place.

Cause his momma gives candies at Halloween and she's lovely.

You faggots never learn.

Mod here.

Lol jk mods r gay

Yeah why the fuck should there be 9 mods when there can be 10?

Mod me cocksucka

Isn’t it actually a good failsafe? The problem with the other sub was that one faggot hat all the power.

Just have one who doesn't do anything. Simple.

There's no power to have. That's why moderators are pathetic fags.

Also disable the 10 minute timer you faggots.

I want to be a mod for the Panera perks.