Theory about Anthony’s Malcom in the Middle-esque dress sense

9  2019-04-20 by patheticnumaledad

I was laughing at predator sting videos with a friend the other day and when I pointed out how pedofiles always seem to dress in a way that’s a little “off,” he posited an interesting theory:

The reason guys like Anthony dress the way they do is that they buy the kinds of clothes they think adults are supposed to wear. But because they’re still emotionally trapped in their adolescent phase, they get it wrong (like an actual adolescent would) and so they come out wearing short sleeve gap shirts over rockstar games tees or whatever.

Ant doesn’t dress age-appropriately because in order to do so he would have to be interested in attracting women his own age, which obviously he’s not.

I don’t know if this is accurate (maybe one of you psychology PHDs can weigh in) but when I heard it I immediately thought of our dear sweet nana ❤️

1 comments

I think you're just a faggot who cares too much about fashion. Also, there's pedophiles who dress well.