Yeah, like the liquid that comes out of a penis when you stroke it and suck it with your lips, flicking the frenulum with your tongue, lathering the shaft in saliva so you get better viscosity to stroke it with? Then the balls contract and the liquid comes spurting out of the urethra into your mouth, creating a delectable pool in your bottom jaw, and you look up and say, “Thank you, Father?” Yeah, kids have that same liquid.
Imagine entering that bar for a drink and to watch sports and having to be near this overweight lush typing on a laptop, demanding MSNBC on one of the bar TV's for hours, making conversation with anyone who will listen about his "writings" while shoveling low-tier Wisconsin Mexican food in his mouth and taking pictures for his no-engagement social media following. i'd be miffed!
Imagine him trying to explain his fight with internet trolls. We all know trying to describe this place is like trying to explain a fever dream to anyone else. He must sound like a lunatic.
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2 LaLaLaLoey 2019-04-20
That looks horrific
1 xterraroc 2019-04-20
He probably thinks this is healthy
1 SamGPHX 2019-04-20
Chimichanga my ass. That’s a frozen burrito with dogshit on the side.
1 Superbad415 2019-04-20
Calm down chef Ramsay.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-20
That “sour cream” came out frozen from a bag.
1 chodetomlinson 2019-04-20
A bag he stores child semen in
1 JohnDough911 2019-04-20
Child semen?
1 chodetomlinson 2019-04-20
Yeah, like the liquid that comes out of a penis when you stroke it and suck it with your lips, flicking the frenulum with your tongue, lathering the shaft in saliva so you get better viscosity to stroke it with? Then the balls contract and the liquid comes spurting out of the urethra into your mouth, creating a delectable pool in your bottom jaw, and you look up and say, “Thank you, Father?” Yeah, kids have that same liquid.
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-04-20
This was 10 minutes after a clearly staged shot of him "writing".
Eat up, jelly tits. We're very envious of your work ethic, dietary discipline, and friends sitting across from you.
1 nerdxferguson 2019-04-20
Imagine entering that bar for a drink and to watch sports and having to be near this overweight lush typing on a laptop, demanding MSNBC on one of the bar TV's for hours, making conversation with anyone who will listen about his "writings" while shoveling low-tier Wisconsin Mexican food in his mouth and taking pictures for his no-engagement social media following. i'd be miffed!
1 Skip4play 2019-04-20
Imagine him trying to explain his fight with internet trolls. We all know trying to describe this place is like trying to explain a fever dream to anyone else. He must sound like a lunatic.
1 SamGPHX 2019-04-20
Fucking asshole has his hat on the bar. God knows what vermin in that toddler cut is now on that bar.
1 Skip4play 2019-04-20
Just add 5 leaves of spinach and this is a healthy treat.
1 SamGPHX 2019-04-20
Nice Mind the Gap sticker, stupid. Wannabe English homo.
Adrienne’s new husband made the gap wider.
1 Skip4play 2019-04-20
You can bet he uses "bonnet" and "boot" when talking about his car.
1 Jungies 2019-04-20
Why is he making the chimichangas? Is he working at Hooligans now?
1 SamGPHX 2019-04-20
I was mocking Frank Pentangeli’s canapés rant...