The laptop of a six-figure-earning author, ladies and gentlemen.

21  2019-04-20 by chodetomlinson

19 comments

Good thing it's too blurry to read - would want anyone replagiarizing whoever he stole his shitty sci-fi ideas from.

That bad boy running Windows 7 starter?

His throngs of local fans are respectfully giving him space to create.

I'm working on my screenplay adaption of The Ark. It's been optioned to Hollywood, sweetie

Every screenwriter is a failed author

You just know everyone at that bar is sick to death of listening to this smug moron speak.

" Ah fuck, that guy it here again."

" Dude, you already gave me all 3 of your books. We know....your a writer, fuck."

Hmm. Drunk donorcyclist with a treasure trove of CP on that ancient Microsoft Surface.

Some Milwaukee detective is about to have a good day.

This reads like Ants:

Hitchcock reruns

Twix bar!

Perfect night!

Of course this queer has a fucking tablet with a keyboard. Nice USB location jackass. Hope the cord knocked over that beer as he was pulling his phone closer to write the hashtags

That fucking cord wrapped around the pint triggers me. As if he wasn't already enough of an insufferable faggot.

What? Doesn't every millionaer have a 12 yr old sony vio?

The Brewers are the lamest fucking team in the league after the Marlins.

i have to have my hat positioned just so. yeah, just like that.

ew you just made me realize that this picture was 100% carefully staged ugh....

Oh man, of course he's the type of shitdick to bring his laptop to a bar.

How could you write a whole book on that shitty keyboard?

Let me pose my stupid hat and ridiculously over-sized, going to go warm soon glass of beer first and take a picture before I make more space stories.

Looks like a Windows Surface