He'd be better at modelling than broadcasting.

I love the direction it's going. He's been criticized by the wwe fans and community more and more in the last few months. If they finally dump his freakish ass and cut him out of his dream job, he's going to be absolutely crushed, and I will feed off that anguish to sustain my own miserable existence for years.

and I will feed off that anguish to sustain my own miserable existence for years.

As will I.

as much as i hate the little cunt, i love how he pisses off a bunch of wrestling fans.

It is hilarious to see them get so angry at Sam over a fake fight

Hey, I just thought of something.

We need to make a big deal about this.

Not in an attempt to get him fired, but like, we need to pretend we really give a shit and say "that's crap, I want to see him say it to her in the ring."

Female-positive statements about how he'd never have the guts to get in there with a real woman and say it to her face.

If we did this right, they might set up a segment where he goes in the ring and then one or more snu-snu living Amazon beasts will slam the shit out of him and try to break his ribs.

It gives him airtime and attention, but his lack of athleticism would surely provide loffs. And maybe he'd be injured or at least freeze up again and get humiliated.

WWE has a long and storied history of enjoying publicly humiliating people.

The gimmick of Adrian Adonis was literally never meant to work, and was only meant to humiliate the guy doing it. And now that's his legacy.

Natalya Neidhart, daughter of the late great Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, who was the one being honored alongside Bret when he got taken out the other day, well one day sure farted on air.

That Immediately became her gimmick for like a year. Every time she was on TV her words would be accompanied by fart sound effects.

Just food for thought

I can't believe any executive at WWE wants the visual product of their hard work sullied by Sam's hideous voice.

The person responsible is an executive named Kevin Dunn.