On fatricks website contact page, there is an email listed for "Publishing, Television or Movie Rights Inquiries..."

35  2019-04-20 by Dr-Seepage

Aside from the breathtaking arrogance and self absorption, id absolutely hate it if someone made a convincing spoof email pretending to be from a major tv or movie studio and made him think he was getting the deal of a lifetime for one of his books.

That would just eat me up inside

11 comments

1  TheRealJesseVentura 2019-04-20

We should buy the rights to make a movie about homosexual fanfic The Ark.

1  Dr-Seepage 2019-04-20

https://www.patrickstomlinson.com/contact/

1  Dr-Seepage 2019-04-20

If anyone does it well enough, please include a bit where you tell him as a showbiz expert, that he needs to "lose the s"

1  SamGPHX 2019-04-20

But the S stands for Sex Offender...

1  TurningFrogsGay 2019-04-20

This whole experience makes me hate SpaceFag more and Patrick less. Pat's a fag, but SpaceThief was a fag in fat clothing.

1  Dr-Seepage 2019-04-20

were trying to build a broad coalition. patrick and spacewaste haters are both welcome here

1  TheKingOfNeverLose 2019-04-20

Bonus points if you can somehow sneak “feed nana” into it.

1  WillyCosby 2019-04-20

The best thing this faggot has written is that novel about twitter trolls and how "celebrities, public figures, and creatives" are all too familiar with trolling.

This is only the beginning you fat pussy.

1  SamGPHX 2019-04-20

Wonder if his “agent” is aware of what a deviant middle aged Patrick is.

2  Edgartooth 2019-04-20

It wouldn’t take much headache for his “agent” to tell him to fuck off. I would hate for that to happen.

1  knitro 2019-04-20

That's 4 sharpies at a signing level of delusion.