This actually might be the best thing that could have ever possibly happened to us. [Warning: Long]

17  2019-04-20 by ThatNiggaDre

I would like to take this opportunity to remind my fellow sub-men on /r/opieNanthony to stay strong in these trying times. We have been ritually abused by a Caucasian moderator /u/SpaceEdge (Wonder how he got THAT spot? White Priv, much?) and his entourage of Yes-Men, who all congregate via Discord by doxxing their enemies, and offering Reddit mod powers to anyone willing to pay the hefty price tag, to enrich himself.

These disgusting trolls carried out hateful attacks on perfectly innocent entertainers and podcasters for nearly 7 years. SEVEN YEARS they went undetected. Most recently, by blind-siding and harassing a man, who simply did not enjoy comedian Norm Macdonalds latest special. These are the kind of people we were all dealing with by sharing a sub.

People who leave threatening messages on the Guestbook of someone's recently deceased mother. People who bring SNL star Leslie Jones to tears, by spamming her twitter mentions with vile images and "locker room talk." People who flood Amazon and Netflix reviews of Amy Schumer's wonderful work. SpaceEdge, and his heroes Anthony Cumia and all the rest... they lorded over us for too long. Some of us were even bullied into doing their bidding... I know I was...

We even survived the mass invasion of Million Dollar Extremists, a far-right white supremacist terrorist organization wing of The Proud Boys. When their Hate Sub was banned, they invaded our community and Reddit Admins did absolutely nothing to stop it. They called us "old men" and "boomers" and made fun of the way we spent our money, and the things we liked. They would spam threads with Baba Booey Baba Booey until we just couldn't take it anymore!

We have been smeared by online publications, covertly studied by institutes, and worst of all - We have been defined BY our abusers. We will no longer sit by. This is our story. This is us.

Although we called /r/OpieAndAnthony our home for many years, we must come to the realization that the past is the past. Something pure and beautiful was destroyed by 1 drug addict and his loyal, cunning, creative, resourceful band of minions. The subreddit has been destroyed, and so TOO has their legacy. Every crime they ever committed - poof. Gone. Everything they ever organized, said, did - It's all gone. Archives may pop up, but as we all know, Archives, especially screen captures, are very easily manipulated.

Hate campaigns based on racism, xenophobia, homo-hating, and attacks on the lesser gender are not what we are all about here. We all know this. We have discussed this for the past 4 years. You MDE leftovers, you SpaceEdge Followers, and most of all Compound Media Subscribers... You are pieces of human garbage, and what you made us go through for 7 years was abuse.

Today, this is our Swan Song. Today, we fly this coop.

I thank our creator, whomever you may believe in, for allowing us to Shed the evil-doers. We have been given a second chance at life, and we are here with our fellow Radio Lovers to stand, hand in hand, against fascism and hate.

Everything can be good again. Amazing things are going to happen. We are all together now.

No one can hurt us now.

Patrice be with you.

29 comments

Nice dissertation, stupid.

I give you a fair warning, and you still want to abuse me.

Leave it in the past. Leave it alone.

This post is better than Anthony’s book.

My dick [Warning: Long]

That's crass.

Are you proud of yourself for posting that?

Not particularly but I'm also not going to read what you posted. I'm sure it's great and factually correct, though.

Why would the sub want to pin all the awesome shit it has done on a few fat faggots and The Spaghetti Nigger Bros.?

The Spaghetti Nigger Bros.

Too bad you didn't signoff with a headshot.

That is the kind of talk we are leaving behind.

No "we" are not in concert, Clay Aiken.

Wow, is that a joke about his sexual persuasion? Really nice.

Jesus christ you pathetic faggot kill yourself. You're too soft to be here.

You have me figured out, entirely.

Brevity is the soul of wit Mr. Nigga

What would you know about that?

But we can't rest on our laurels. The war isn't over til Spaceedge chokes on a nigger dick for the last time.

Today, this is our Swan Song. Today, we fly this coop.

You deserve a shotgun blast in the mouth

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Thanks Little Jimmy, happy birthday.

I wonder what your head would look like rolling near the feet of an unwashed man with a dishtowel for a hat.

That wasn't funny.

Not for you. For us we would be giggling at the video for a month.

At least my death would accomplish something you never have... to make one laugh.

Not for you. For us we would be giggling at the video for a month.

Dumb nigger

Hater.