I'm not convinced that's his real name. The Thomas the Apostle shit, it just strikes me as too much of a pseudonym. How many Mary Magdalene's can you find in the US right now?
I'm guessing his daddy was bad and he refuses to go by his birth certificate last name so boom - I'm going by the pseudonym. Sound like the bass guitarist in a shitty heavy metal band.
Are you fucking kidding me? One of three people in the US with that name and this heroin junkie can't figure out a profitable career in being a preacher?
Give me that first name + last name, I'm a hundred millionaire right now. Do you know how easy it is for someone to drain money from dumb, trusting Christians?
My mother, she felt the touch of God when I was born. As if Jesus herself said to her, I am reincarnating one of my apostles onto you. I am entrusting you with this message, the doubter who saw me resurrected, to tell you all believe in His message.
Hundred millionaire. 0 reddit posts. Two Ferraris and a Lambo. Fuck my shitty obscure birth name.
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1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-20
Lol. That's fucking hilarious.
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-20
That was an easy check.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-04-20
I'm not convinced that's his real name. The Thomas the Apostle shit, it just strikes me as too much of a pseudonym. How many Mary Magdalene's can you find in the US right now?
1 JamesJCrowe 2019-04-20
I'm absolutely convinced that the face & video posted on that vape instagram is SpaceEdge though.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-04-20
Oh yeah, that's him.
I'm guessing his daddy was bad and he refuses to go by his birth certificate last name so boom - I'm going by the pseudonym. Sound like the bass guitarist in a shitty heavy metal band.
1 ShiIIyFaggot 2019-04-20
It is his real name. He linked his sister’s FB account in a tweet.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-04-20
Are you fucking kidding me? One of three people in the US with that name and this heroin junkie can't figure out a profitable career in being a preacher?
Give me that first name + last name, I'm a hundred millionaire right now. Do you know how easy it is for someone to drain money from dumb, trusting Christians?
My mother, she felt the touch of God when I was born. As if Jesus herself said to her, I am reincarnating one of my apostles onto you. I am entrusting you with this message, the doubter who saw me resurrected, to tell you all believe in His message.
Hundred millionaire. 0 reddit posts. Two Ferraris and a Lambo. Fuck my shitty obscure birth name.
1 80sCerealKiller 2019-04-20
My name is common.. takes up 4 pages in the phonebook
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-04-20
Spuds Buckley?
1 superheater187 2019-04-20
I'm shocked that a heroin addicted thief tells lies
1 Antlovessue 2019-04-20
His arrest records are available
1 Skip4play 2019-04-20
Not too surprised the thief is also a liar. Kinda goes hand in hand. It was such a bullshit excuse to begin with.
1 SirSodomy 2019-04-20
Subpoena.
1 I_BUKAKE_LAYLA_CUMIA 2019-04-20
Serious question where did they find the video? Was it in a news story or something?