Nice Mr. Potato head... head, stupid.

His hairline is FUCKED.

He has the sine wave hairline

Holy shit! You're right

His whole head is fucked. His head gets smaller the farther it goes up. He looks like Ernie from sesame street.

You're thinking of Bert I believe.

But he is like Vic Henley; some sort of genetic Muppet hybrid.

I wonder if fatso has a meat route as well. We definitely know he delivers the meat to local children.

His head is so huge it looks like it could break away from his neck at any moment and float off into the stratosphere like a hot air balloon

Nazi incels are bad, m'kay.

A face only the sex offender registry could love.

He’s always sweating, what a disgusting fat sack of garbage.

It's because he's already secretly day drinking.

... Not that there's anything wrong with that.

You’re right but he’s so putrid with it. I drink constantly but still manage to not look like a sweaty child molester.

Is he showing off the fact that he's packed like a fat sardine in the peasant section?

What does he need the front seat for, he's not a 6"1 adonis he doesn't need the extra leg room.

I’m glad Delta made him buy the second seat.

what is wrong with him? why does he look like a dough child? No fucking wonder his wife left him for the first decent man that came her way.

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Pat is the stereotypical beta male

But he drinks beer and likes guns and cars. Could a nutless fat faggot be in to any of that stuff

Puffy face from alcoholism.

Lotta white people on that plane. He's probably flying out to another alt-right rally. Disgusting

A private charter to Podesta's Island, no doubt. And he bought a window seat.

Looks like his hair is trying to crawl off his head. Even his own body can’t stand him.

He’s putting on his nursery eyes.

A disgusting predator

Why is Bobby Kelly -300 pounds sitting two rows behind him?

Looks like Jim Nortan after being motherfucked on a food item

Pre-marriage Bobby. Before his 4th (and final) fat phase.

I know I’m repeating myself at this point, but his head gets so thin at the top that it looks like his scalp is erupting like a hair volcano. His face is just so goddamn puffy. I got that puffy once when I was on corticosteroids, I think it was prednisone. I couldn’t even look at myself, and this is exactly how puffy I was. That’s why it’s hilarious that he claims he isn’t fat. Also, it seems like the alcohol is starting to take its toll.

Any man over the age of 13 who unironically goes around taking selfies everywhere he goes has serious mental problems.

Fucking gross look how much he's sweating. Worst kind of fatass to sit next to on a plane

As a man with normal testosterone levels, I'm happy to say I've never voluntarily taken a selfie

loser has to fly coach like a schmuck.

Why does he keep posting pictures of his big fat head? Am I supposed to be impressed you're crammed into an economy class seat on a budget airline? Well I guess I'm at least impressed that all the flight attendants wedged you in there without a shoehorn.

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Who takes that pic? The fucking Narcissism of this fat faggot knows no bounds. How can you love yourself that much and have no perspective on what an ugly fat cuck you are?