The new sub has brought me out of retirement

75  2019-04-19 by andycumiashow

My wife is a cunt and Joe Cumia allegedly sorts through his daughter's feces for his own gratification.

9 comments

1  HollandJimmy 2019-04-19

I thought Joe was just looking for corn ... but agree in all other aspects

1  KeitelsCock 2019-04-19

Joe likes to keep her bowel movements in plastic containers in the freezer, then take them out to look at when he has to fuck his desiccated husk of a girlfriend; it's the only way he can achieve an erection.

1  beigedocumentaryfan 2019-04-19

Is it true the only time he disciplines his daughter is when she accidentally flushes?

1  andycumiashow 2019-04-19

Somebody told me he bought a plumbing snake and he makes her watch him go on "diving expeditions"

1  D0WhatN0w 2019-04-19

You act like he doesn't make her use his mouth. Joe cutes out the middle man.

1  iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-04-19

Welcome (back) aboard, how’s the girlfriend?

1  andycumiashow 2019-04-19

The last one stole a VR headset from my place, so I'm currently in the market for an extra-curricular.

1  LaylaSpadeCumDrinker 2019-04-19

She wasn't a 300-pound heroin addict with bad facial hair was she? Big fan of vaping?

1  SomervilleDan 2019-04-19

No need to show receipts, we believe you