r/opienanthony: So this thing just commented on Pat’s last post. It tends to only take pictures angled on the left side of its face because it’s self conscious about a tumorous-looking growth near its mouth and it doesn’t show its teeth because they’re rat-like with a gap wider than the Grand Canyon.

So this thing just commented on Pat’s last post. It tends to only take pictures angled on the left side of its face because it’s self conscious about a tumorous-looking growth near its mouth and it doesn’t show its teeth because they’re rat-like with a gap wider than the Grand Canyon.

10 2019-04-18 by chodetomlinson

8 comments

1 StreetShitterson 2019-04-18

Are those fruity pebbles? What a pig

1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-18

That’s like a thing now. Combining shitty cereals with shitty breakfast food. I was out to lunch the other day and a coworker remarked about a plate being delivered to a table. “Oh my Lord. Is that fruity pebbles infused with French Toast!? I must come back and try!” I fucking walked out on the meal.

1 LupeTheFiasco 2019-04-18

Here's a quarter, go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face

1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-18

https://youtu.be/-H-cWXr-n5I

1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-18

Just cut it off with scissors. A scar would look better than that..... Thing.

1 AdminsFuckedMeOver 2019-04-18

What in the fuck. Imagine her leaning in to kiss you and you see that giant ass...is it a wart? A mole? A tumor? I wonder how many times a person's eyes instinctively look down at that thing when speaking to her

1 SoundBarWarrior 2019-04-18

Fucking yuck.

1 StarbuckAndCasey 2019-04-18

Too many items ticked in the checklist:

Multi-colored hair in unnatural colors
Little girl barrettes
Cat glasses
Kooky eye makeup
Fat
Cartoon-themed clothing
Selfie
Unhealthy food
Obviously alone
Genetic disaster