“Vote like Chris Evans is watching you.” Actual Insta post and caption. I hope his new wife leaves him for a guy with a colostomy bag.

24  2019-04-18 by chodetomlinson

24 comments

His books are color coded

That’s how Jamal the Bull likes them.

You’re right. Someone in that house is on the spectrum.

The dopey looking girl he picked up at a scifi convention while she was trying to find her daytrip tour group from the facility.

He finally found nthe right shirt size. Maybe he'll be in a less shitty mood

Fucking smile of a 4 year old that just got new shoes and thinks he runs faster in them

Captain America stinks and I don't like him.

Hair look like after u give a baby a bath

You must be tired afterward, that’s like a 3hr shift

Is she.

You know the answer is yes, Latrisha.

The shirt looks fingerpainted, probably by the kid he just just finished fucking, killing, then dissolving in acid.

Patty 2 shirts back at it.

He literally wants to fellate that actor. Talking about a gay man here, folks. Patrick Tomlinson is an unfunny faggot loser that disrespected Norm. Never forget.

If sucking your gut in was writing, this nigga would be on the New York Times bestseller list.

I'm not fat, child.

I actually do vote like Chris Evans is watching me and I cast all my votes to spite him

The German disco guy?

[Vote for Tubsat-N.]

Nah, different Chris Evans, less talented, sometimes wears a pedo ‘stache, he was in Fantastic Four but tanked it but got recast as Capt. America after he gave Stan Lee “the best rimjob/blowjob combination I’ve ever had.”

Excuse me, sir. His best movie was Not Another Teen Movie.

I wish all the marvel fan faggots would be sent to a remote location via cattle car and stripped of their belongings while being escorted into a concrete room full of “showers”

Look how hard he’s clenching his jaw to smooth out that bulbous baby fat.

Wouldn't it make more sense to say Captain America? Chris Evans is just some dude, who cares if he's watching...

Well, Capt. America is probably a little too right-wing. Chris Evans, however, is super liberal and therefore sexy. Pat is DTGF by Chris Evans.