“I wear this shirt because people ask me if I like ‘Orville’ and I always say, ‘Yeah, I LOVE oral.’” -Patrick S. Tomlinson, aspiring professional comic

6  2019-04-18 by chodetomlinson

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This might have been the most embarrassing post he ever made, which is no small feat.

"I love your show, you should hire me!"

He’s the most embarrassing, delusional, non-self-aware individual I’ve ever seen.

Look at those milkers.

The best was how he thought this shameless post would get the attention of Seth MacFarlane who would then sign Fatrick to a coveted actor/writer/director triple threat role