https://youtu.be/brSqr9XJNQc

You know, I'm no forensic analyst but does it seem that he shoveled that snow with a tiny little kids shovel?

It was probably his daughter's before she was wished away to a better life.

One might also ask why he doesn’t just go and buy an adult shovel. The reason is that for him, that’s really expensive. Assuming he makes 10% royalties off each book sale as well as assuming his book sells (when it does) for $20, he’d have to sell 10 of his shitty books just to buy a $20 shovel.

In summary, he’s a broke shitty writer who’s also very fat.

This is the classic angle for people with fat faces.

It's known as The Liz Clarke in the industry

this is mostly uninteresting so don't bother reading, but i remember talking to a CHICK on bebo back indaday, best tits i'd ever seen so i thought "result" arranged a meet-up and jesus christ, i don't even mind a bit of chub but her makeup was amazing for her stupid pics. she was a right munter.

i mind walking her home (after trying to fuck her which she refused, non-slut faggot) and just realising how deceiving girls are on the internet

Did you clean your room? Fag...

no, i'm busy watching Japanese dudes drift, child.

i'll clean it tomorrow, don't reply or you're gay

As a gay man, I knew u wouldn’t lift a finger, honey child.

you're right, you remind me of my stupid sister

Ur sister is a gay man?

i wish, but nah she's a fag when it comes to me, worries and whatnot.. anyway, this is too real, bye, bi-boy! hehe x

Ok brothaman.

"Patrick, why don't you take a seat. Pour yourself a glass of lemonade."

Imagine being 40 and sharing photos like this on the internet. What was he even thinking "Wow, that was my best gut suck ever, I almost look like a healthy person!"

Looks like he actually used a selfie stick. This "man" went out there with a plan to take this picture, thought it was good enough, and was not shamed into deleting it. He's a psychopath.

Usually in these cases it reaches a point where I think "Oh shit. This is an actually sick person who needs help. They need medication and cognitive therapy so they can get better and get their life back on track. The don't need internet folk picking on them!"

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There's just something about Fatrick... there's just nothing likable or decent or about him at all. He's mentally ill, but even if he wasn't, he'd still be a piece of shit.

I've worked with plenty of Fatricks, they're the best people to bully. Even if they complain they come off as the asshole. There's nothing else you can do with them - they try to present themselves as gods gift to humanity but they have such a fragile ego.

Imagine going out to get your mail and seeing the fat fucking reject across the street taking underwear pictures in the snow with a fucking selfie stick.

Anyone who owns a selfie stick should be seriously maimed.

Is he off his medications?

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What the fuck is wrong with the sides of his mouth? It looks like he has a frown cut into is face.

Beer and brat fat, child

I think he cuts his own hair

His carp lips are unsettling, and the fat rolls on his eyelids see just disgusting

Sci-Fi Bert Kreischer ass nigga

Carpe penis

Like someone said last time this was posted, you only see those shit railings by section 8 housing

foodstampfatrick

Livin the dream i'd say

Nigga looks like a white Beetlejuice with that haircut, except more retarded looking

...this is Jackass

He really does look like he's 30 seconds away from hearing "Why don't you have a seat?"

he needs to hold it up higher, he still looks fat

What the fuck is E Rock doing in Wisconsin

He'll show. Have faith.

This man has no dick