I guarantee he's reported this place for anything he could possibly could and is praying that it gets shut down so he can take a screenshot and show it off to his tiny Instagram following.
Again - this is totally normal behaviour for a successful author.
I dont think he's smart enough to know this, but the new sub was made literally because someone forced us to stop posting about him.
No one was on the Fat Pat sub and now the majority of users are here where Fat bashing is legal like it used to be. I hope he updates his blog when people continue annoying him
Wait. Is he seriously celebrating the closure of a joke sub? I read this place, and the place before it, a couple of times a day every day. I didn’t even know about the fatrick sub until after it was shut down. He must really study what goes on with us. Why doesn’t he just move on with life? Take some writing classes, specifically related to editing one’s own work, and better himself? Because you have a lot of work to do, Patrick you have some talent, but you were lazy and you’re coasting on what you think our accomplishments. You’re not a good writer. You’re a very poor writer, lazy and undisciplined. You have potential to be better, why don’t you do that? I read about you while I take a shit in the morning and then while I’m cooking in the afternoon. You know what I do in the middle? Everything you were trying to accomplish. Why did you give up?
That subreddit had a maximum 250 people in it with like 20 or so people posting memes. Can you imagine being so thin-skinned that you not only are searching out joke subreddits but then also celebrating closing them down on your Instagram? I have to think he lurks here all day or has Google alerts for every time "Patrick S. Tomlinson," "Fatrick," or "Adrienne left me" gets typed on the internet. We are so in his head, it's not funny.
Hi Patrick. I know you're reading this, sweet summer child
Of course he does. I didn’t even know about the joke sub until we’ll after it was closed down and I am here daily. My post is still too long and still gives him too much free advice, but I just had to take away the really specifically and pointed advice because he doesn’t deserve it.
He is also massively talented, and I say this as someone who does not enjoy his work but can recognize the brilliance of his concept. Also, he is disciplined in other areas of his life, even if he’s not an adonis. Most successful writers are not massively talented. They need to use their skills: precise editing, massive cuts, creative concepts, and revision revision revision. Read one of his novels and you will see that Patrick has no discipline as a writer. He does have some talent but it will never stand out until he improves. Most successful writers I know, the ones who get there from hard work, usually have their shit together in other areas of their lives. Many of them sell the book from the pitch alone, especially nonfiction. And you really need to have yourself together if you’re going to pitch a nonfiction book. They want to know your expertise and experience and work ethic and they want to see you show it with two paragraphs or less. You’ve got to pretty much get right to the point.
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1 peckaface 2019-04-18
"Not any more, there's no need" as he keeps talking about. I'm beginning to think this guy isn't very smart
1 JunkieHallMonitor 2019-04-18
I guarantee he's reported this place for anything he could possibly could and is praying that it gets shut down so he can take a screenshot and show it off to his tiny Instagram following.
Again - this is totally normal behaviour for a successful author.
1 sloppy_biopsy 2019-04-18
But don’t forget, he doesn’t care and this is all just amusing to him and the constant ridicule doesn’t keep him up at night even a little bit.
1 crookedmile 2019-04-18
I just hope he's fucking quoting The Simpsons
1 FrankWant 2019-04-18
Oopsie doodles, my sweet summer child! I'm a real tough guy that drinks beer and owns gun, can you smell my testosterone? Shucks. Darn. Toodles.
1 crookedmile 2019-04-18
"Man, you give these guys a lot of airtime" - I think his friend realized he's friends with a fat retard
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-18
He'll cut him off and call him a Nazi soon. He had a post not too long ago detailing how he keeps losing real life friends over his political ranting.
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-04-18
Where was that? I'd like to read through those replies.
1 WaterFromTheWell 2019-04-18
To be fair, he did say he'd rather be right than happy. Dumbass just doesn't know he's also wrong.
1 SoulBrothamanNumber1 2019-04-18
I dont think he's smart enough to know this, but the new sub was made literally because someone forced us to stop posting about him.
No one was on the Fat Pat sub and now the majority of users are here where Fat bashing is legal like it used to be. I hope he updates his blog when people continue annoying him
1 bollg 2019-04-18
I'm pretty sure everyone is aware that in 2019 the only way that people of his political alignment can defend themselves is by tattling and silencing.
1 Anthonysmcmansion 2019-04-18
*whistlin dixie*
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-18
Aw fuck! Get away from me you fat bitch! You're spitting chicken nugget hunks everywhere!
1 gayjohn75 2019-04-18
dixie = the confederacy?
1 Anthonysmcmansion 2019-04-18
she could be a subversive agent, we're not sure yet.
1 I_BUKAKE_LAYLA_CUMIA 2019-04-18
A faggot
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-04-18
Wait. Is he seriously celebrating the closure of a joke sub? I read this place, and the place before it, a couple of times a day every day. I didn’t even know about the fatrick sub until after it was shut down. He must really study what goes on with us. Why doesn’t he just move on with life? Take some writing classes, specifically related to editing one’s own work, and better himself? Because you have a lot of work to do, Patrick you have some talent, but you were lazy and you’re coasting on what you think our accomplishments. You’re not a good writer. You’re a very poor writer, lazy and undisciplined. You have potential to be better, why don’t you do that? I read about you while I take a shit in the morning and then while I’m cooking in the afternoon. You know what I do in the middle? Everything you were trying to accomplish. Why did you give up?
1 SomervilleDan 2019-04-18
That subreddit had a maximum 250 people in it with like 20 or so people posting memes. Can you imagine being so thin-skinned that you not only are searching out joke subreddits but then also celebrating closing them down on your Instagram? I have to think he lurks here all day or has Google alerts for every time "Patrick S. Tomlinson," "Fatrick," or "Adrienne left me" gets typed on the internet. We are so in his head, it's not funny.
Hi Patrick. I know you're reading this, sweet summer child
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-04-18
Of course he does. I didn’t even know about the joke sub until we’ll after it was closed down and I am here daily. My post is still too long and still gives him too much free advice, but I just had to take away the really specifically and pointed advice because he doesn’t deserve it.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-18
Nice pearls before swine, stupid
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-18
Nice pearls before swine, stupid
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-04-18
The thing is, I would agree, but pigs are actually really intelligent.
1 crookedmile 2019-04-18
Fatrick is a queer as the day is long, but isn't the faggot who wrote that Game of Thrones shit a big fat mess?
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-04-18
He is also massively talented, and I say this as someone who does not enjoy his work but can recognize the brilliance of his concept. Also, he is disciplined in other areas of his life, even if he’s not an adonis. Most successful writers are not massively talented. They need to use their skills: precise editing, massive cuts, creative concepts, and revision revision revision. Read one of his novels and you will see that Patrick has no discipline as a writer. He does have some talent but it will never stand out until he improves. Most successful writers I know, the ones who get there from hard work, usually have their shit together in other areas of their lives. Many of them sell the book from the pitch alone, especially nonfiction. And you really need to have yourself together if you’re going to pitch a nonfiction book. They want to know your expertise and experience and work ethic and they want to see you show it with two paragraphs or less. You’ve got to pretty much get right to the point.
1 gayjohn75 2019-04-18
Pat thinks the key is drinking all day like Hemingway. Cargo Cult behavior.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-04-18
We all know how Hemingway ended up.
1 Fuxgreat 2019-04-18
He can’t hold down a good story or book, he can’t hold down a family, but he can hold down a child.
1 BostonBlunt 2019-04-18
The same type that opens & pours Skittles ( purple bag ) into his pockets, so the "youth" have to dig deep for their favorite flavors....
1 RacistPigeon 2019-04-18
One with the brain and habits of a child, whose wife left with a real man on a real bike so she can get some real dick.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-18
A faggot
1 AlchemyWizard 2019-04-18
A pederast