I'm so so sorry for being white please allow me to geld myself as a way of demonstrating my solidarity with oppressed POC

Equine yuma

Go to break erock

"I've spent dozens of hours studying the subversive tactics used by the gestapo and Khmer rouge. The very same Manchurian tactics that destroyed the rule of law are being used by our fascist in chief to undermine the very livelihood of hardworking minorities. Middle America is a conglomerate of uneducated, reactionary, privileged white americans who have a pavlovian reaction to any dog whistle of prejudice that comes out of Donny Trump's mouth. This is your 2019 America, folks."

That's a country I'm just not legal in

PASSIVE VOICE FTW!!!

It's fantastic how "dogwhistle" can be said about anything that isn't party-line CNN stuff.

I fucking love these, but have no fucking clue what origin is, someone help me out.

If you have no clue of what the origin is. Then brother, you need to look in the mirror to find out who the real enemy of society is.

That’s a mirror that won’t cast a reflection upon this man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVlNfo1tgXM

Thanks for sharing the source material. That was fucking hilarious.

Holy shit

Or just watch henry Rollins talk same thing

These are legitimately enraging. Well done.

"I fell on gravel once and both my legs were raw and bloody, but that didn't make it Wounded Knee."

Privilege is hell, but identifying your privilege for the hollow and poorly measured respect of youthful minorities is a privilege unto itself. It's a graveyard that I am not goodly enough to be buried within.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Indian_boarding_schools

American Indian boarding schools

Native American boarding schools, also known as Indian Residential Schools were established in the United States during the late 18th and mid 19th centuries with a primary objective of assimilating Native American children and youth into Euro-American culture, while at the same time providing a basic education in Euro-American subject matters. These boarding schools were first established by Christian missionaries of various denominations, who often started schools on reservations, especially in the lightly populated areas of the West. The government paid religious orders to provide basic education to Native American children on reservations. In the late 19th and early 20th centuries, the Bureau of Indian Affairs (BIA) founded additional boarding schools based on the assimilation model of the off-reservation Carlisle Indian Industrial School.

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Who invited this guy to the party?

Fuck off prairie bigger bot

thank god they abolished these so in the current year we have 13 year old illiterate indians. They have a bright future.

The boarding schools didn't teach them anything except to kill each other, stupid

they already knew how to do that

They need to step it up. It's kind of a problem.

How much education do they truly need to learn how to consume copious amounts of liquor and run a gambling joint?

these are very convincing

I never get tired of these. I hate Rollins so much. They're up there with the "Jimmy Norton waving arm comparison" threads, Im always happy to see them & they make me laugh every time.

Trail of Crocodile Tears

The so called “ native Americans “ have Asian DNA, what civilization did they wipe off the face of the earth after crossing the land bridge? And please... they were far from peaceful people, they attacked almost every settler searching for religious freedom. They killed men, women and children also enslaved them. It wasn’t just the “white man” they were constantly at war with each other.... now take this blanket and run along.

I'm convinced that North America has been mostly vacant for thousands of years while South America, Europe, and Asia thrived with human life because North America has tornadoes, massive hurricanes, and harsh winters.

An few calderas blowing up and glassing the continent every couple hundred years.

And if white man is so horrible for coming here illegally, and the natives are in their current state because they couldn’t defend their land, then why the fuck are we supposed to do the same for a bunch of illegals in the present day when we can defend it?

Seems like we should be learning from their fuck ups.

There was no rule of law so settlers weren't even illegal. Also small pox blankets bring used to genocide them was bullshit since germ warfare was only discovered within the last 130 years

And even if they were hit with the blanket party, fuck them. I don’t figure that scalping someone was more humane.

They slaughtered each other for as long as they've been here. There was never some romantic harmony among tribes. Most of the time they were killed for raiding settlers. They haven't changed much either. The difference now is we pay them money to spend on drugs and booze.

Who is this lesbo?

Discriminate elsewhere, bud.

You're spare change I wouldn't ask back for.

YOUR USE OF PASSIVE VOICE IS OFF THE CHAIN!!1

If you took a well read kike with daddy issues and combined him with Norton's world view and Chip's timing, this is the result. That's a ball of playdough I won't mix.

The Henry Rollins and Bill Burr posts are my personal favorite thing from this sub...then Patrick of course.

You could've just wrote "I'm a faggot"

Faggot

Me? Yeah, I may be looked at as some old hipster now.. but I'm just here for the music and if you can't handle that well then I guess YOURE the real sellout here. I wasn't a sellout when I was picking up my friends brains off my lawn, man.

This one was fucking good.

That's a chip I'm not qualified to dip

Please keep these coming.

I can never tell if these are actual quotes or jokes.