I say the future is ours… …if you can count!

Now, look what we have here before us.

We’ve got the /r/opienanthony sub… …Posting next to the /r/opieandanthony sub...

We’ve got the faggot redditards... right by the discord faggots....

And nobody is wasting nobody.

That... ...is a miracle.

And miracles... is the way things ought to be.

You’re standing right now with nine delegates from 100 subs.

And there’s over 100 more.

That’s 20,000 hard-core faggots.

Forty thousand, counting alts, and 20,000 more, not organized but ready to shitpost.

Sixty thousand faggots.

Now, there ain’t but 20,000 mods on the whole sub.

Can you dig it? Can you dig it?

CAN YOU DIG IT?

Now here’s the sum total.

One sub could run this website.

One sub.

Nobody would post without us allowing it to happen.

We could tax SpaceEdge, TheToolMan, because we got the subs, faggots!

Can you dig it?

Right on!

The problem in the past has been the mods turning us against one another.

We have been unable to see the truth, because we’ve been fighting for 10 square gigs of bandwidth.... our sub... our little piece of internet...

That’s crap, brothers!

The internet is ours by right!

Because it’s our turn.

All we have to do is keep up the general truce.

We take over one sub at a time.

Secure our internet presense. Secure our hive.

Because it’s all our hive.

I made it for you, child.

When you only saw one set of footprints in the sand? I hired a beefy boi to carry bofa us.

Hang on my chest feels weird