It's got a full head of hair, kind of jelly

people over the age of 15 who spike their hair are usually trying to hide bald spots.

Time is a motherfuker man

Anyone over the age of 25 who spikes their hair is a faggot.

Look at his facebook page. He takes more ugly selfies than Joe Cumia. I never understood how people so grotesque think it's a good idea to take so many pictures of themselves. Ugly ass faggot

Narcissistic/opiate induced unawareness

The concept of men taking selfies is such a strange one. It's clearly something women do to get attention when they change their hair or try new makeup.

It's not for obese heroin junkies to practice coy half-smiles after putting gel in their stupid hair.

It all makes sense now. SpaceEdgeLord looks a lot like FatPat if FatPat had a wall-eyed butt baby with Erock. Hence his touchiness about making fun of daddy Patrick. Oh good lord.

Little confidence boost from quitting coldturkey for a few days, gotta share your smile with the world

Nice attempt at smiling, dummie.

Piss drinker. He drinks it straight from the source.

I've heard this before.

Similarly I've never heard him deny it.

It's a complete verified fact

He's not fat or anything, it's water weight.

Waterhead weight

Built like Leslie Jones

Look at the camera, stipid.

One eye goes one way and the other eye goes the other way. And then the chin hair says "what do you want from me"

No wonder it's a junkie.

What the fuck is that thing? I thought it was a Photoshop to make Patrick look even uglier. They’ve got to be distant cousins

What a waste of hair product. It solves absolutely nothing. Just buy more heroin faggot.

He looks like one of those nu-metal fags that haven't let it go and hang in Big Pig Oinkerson's crew.

He has that gross skin of a Slipknot fan

do i lead for smash mouth or be a pro-cook

faggot, nice eyes btw u/SpaceEdge (won't let me tag) keep one eye on the sub and another on the needle.

his eyes are like a bad boob job

Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever! 

Spacefag looks like a bull dyke who's trying to pass as a male.

he looks like the bassist for a 90s ska rock band

jej

Imagine not having the self awareness to know that you should.

Ol' Jabba the Hutt eyes

If Erock and Guy Fieri had a child it would look like this.

Nice hair, Eye Fieri.

This is a man who knows what his own seman tastes like.

Yokel mouthed tard.

This fag actually made a positive impact on my quality of life. He kinda looks like my neighbor who is constantly yelling at his wife and tries to make small talk with me every time I don’t make it from my car to front door fast enough. The other day he was telling me about some stupid shit he heard on Hannity and I just started awkwardly laughing and couldn’t stop because all I was thinking of was this fucking picture. Instead of telling him that the reason I was laughing was because I spend a lot of time on the subreddit of a defunct radio show and he reminds me of the unpaid moderator that recently starting banning threads/posters because they declared war on some no name comic which made them then shift their attention towards him and even gave birth to a migration to a new, rival subreddit, instead of all that I just said, “I just thought of something funny” and very awkwardly stared at him while I was struggling to come up with a single reason after he asked me what it was. Anyways, today I saw him in his garage when I was getting the mail and just got a wave instead of a conversation.

Fuck his mouth like it's your last chance to feel a warm hole.

Is that Chaz Bono?

I have no idea who this guy is and he doesn't belong on this subreddit.

I've never seen someone try to smile but somehow make a frown. Must be the heroin that killed all his dopamine receptors in his brain.

He kinda looks like fatrick

Good thing about those eyes is he can look at two different kids he is about to molest.

That facial hair is really cool though. It makes his face look like he only weighs 275 instead of 300.

Is that smashmouth?

Fusion of Erick and bam Margera

He needs a mirror for each eye. I wonder if he sees double? Which one would you look into if you were talking to him? So many questions.

A disgusting fat FtM transgender

It looks trans

reminds me when my fave tit model did a softcore porno with a her bf.his name was 'wolf' and he looked like a ftm trans like this dope

Even It's eyebrows are leaving

When did Patty T. go from this "flavortown somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me" look, to his current "deliver me from L.L. Bean" Otho look?

I initially thought that this was an old photo of Patty T.

I was going to ask when he went from this flavortown somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me shit to his current Otho beetlejuice look.

Fucking Bam Margera and Smashmouth joined faces