This Place is a Mistake
0 2019-04-17 by ClownFartExpressDeux
It's like the first days of revolution in here--enthusiasm, unity over a common enemy, brothermanhood. But what's the endgame? What is the momemtum driving this place when you get sick of fifty posts a day about Fat Pat blowing Space Edge or how the "normie" sub isn't as pure as your new one?
Many of you are complaining that /r/opieandanthony just went back to posting as usual. No shit. Most people never cared about your chubby lolcow. The same thing will happen here, as you can't be entertained by such a narrow scope of subjects and you are burning them all out at the speed of light.
When the momentum here dies in like three days, you're going to have to start posting and talking about the same shit we do on the other sub, only to a smaller, less receptive audience. You'll make a post about Patton, it will get no reaction either way and your basic needs for interaction and approval will cause you to post it on the big boy sub.
This place will die slowly as a handful of hardcore purists cling desperately to their right to obsess over a random loser and it will essentially become the new discord for /r/opieandanthony.
But knock yourselves out.
46 comments
1 ConspiracyModsRFags 2019-04-17
fuck off retard
1 FrankWant 2019-04-17
Idgaf
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2019-04-17
Ok, great.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-17
Has anyone called you a faggot yet? If not, let me be the first
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-17
Make it longer and more dramatic next time.
1 FrankWant 2019-04-17
Some of our siblings apparently feel betrayed then we went daddy after the divorce instead of Mommy
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-04-17
Wow for an 8 day old account you sure do know a lot about "posting as usual".
1 ClownFartExpressDeux 2019-04-17
Yeah, it's amazing that you can make new accounts on this site. I didn't think it was possible either.
1 ClownFartExpressDeux 2019-04-17
Thrash around, call me a faggot, a retard, an apologist--none of it changes the truth I've laid out for you. It angers you because you know it to be so.
1 GinFoss 2019-04-17
i am very angry at something i didn't finish reading
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-17
I'm so angry rn
Eat a dick
1 FrankWant 2019-04-17
I'm so glad we got custody of you in the divorce
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-17
Nigger nobody is reading that shit. I barely read this tiniest paragraph of your bullshit and it was completely devoid of humor.
1 ClownFartExpressDeux 2019-04-17
How many times do you plan on replying to something you didn't read? We're approaching double digits here.
1 SomervilleDan 2019-04-17
Is it?
1 nomobjustice 2019-04-17
You seem stupid.
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-04-17
This is where all the funny people are posting now. It really is that simple
1 ClownFartExpressDeux 2019-04-17
Yes and it will die out, but the funny will be fractured until that happens. I have already happily posted here, but it won't last and we will all lose.
This also let's Joe and Fat Pat think that they've won. Nice forward thinking, everyone.
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-04-17
Faggot... we're all banned from posting there. I can't even think about making a post there without getting banned for it. I've gone through 4 different accounts already and SpaceEdge has banned em all. Fuck him and his lazy eye and fuck you. I've been laughing all day at the posts on this sub.. Joe is a fucking moderator here ffs, that alone is enough reason to keep coming here. Now go get your fucking shinebox, have fun reading faggot/not faggot posts all day and not being able to post what you want that sounds like a gas
1 ClownFartExpressDeux 2019-04-17
What do you think the Venn diagram looks like? The people that make those posts are the exact same people that get caught up hating and harassing a fat sci-fi author flavor of the month.
You guys are just creating a smaller version of the main sub that will run into the exact same issues and die a slow death. It's pointless.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-17
Then why are you here crying about it?
1 ClownFartExpressDeux 2019-04-17
Who's crying? I made an observation about the most intresting thing that's happened to this community in a while. All of the emotion and vitriol have been contained to your butthurt replies.
1 Iscarabaid99 2019-04-17
Yeah legit I'm seeing so much hilarious content here. My favorite so far is the screenshots of the old sub and everyone rolling in to collectively circle jerk each other.
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-04-17
Wow ya that's good stuff man. Iscarabaid99 got a niggas ribs hurtin today
1 JuulSantana 2019-04-17
Go back to he old subreddit and pull up Uncle Paul clips, bitch boy
1 ClownFartExpressDeux 2019-04-17
What does this even mean? No one has posted anything positive about Jim or his characters in over a year.
1 timallenonacid 2019-04-17
It means shut the fuck up
1 ClownFartExpressDeux 2019-04-17
Okay. Anyway, your comment speaks to the delusion and reactionary hysteria you're all getting caught up in. No one is posting about Uncle Paul. The first two topics are about Pat Tomlinson being a faggot and Nia Hill Burr taking strange dick.
1 Iscarabaid99 2019-04-17
Variations of trucker, faggot, and "apart of the problem" are the go to responses. They are just like Pat now. Delusional and egotistical.
My favorite thing to see would be if SpaceEdge stepped down, unbanned everyone and then see the mods here and the shitstorm of them not willing to give up their newfound "power".
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-17
Shut it
1 Iscarabaid99 2019-04-17
No thanks, sheep.
1 Iscarabaid99 2019-04-17
It means there is 0.0 ability here to laugh at yourselves which is perfect for creating an imaginary utopia on the internet.
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2019-04-17
In the last hour I've openly laughed at 3 comments in this sub. Not so in the other one.
1 Senior_Poster 2019-04-17
We'll prove you wrong simply to make these fucking faggoty rant obselete.
1 JoesGobletofKidSpit 2019-04-17
Have fun posting on the other sub where two thin skinned fatsos will continue to get to dictate what you get to joke about. Toolman and SpaceEdge will continue being complete faggots and banning people and content that hurts their fee fees because people like you will not only bend over and take it but actually go out of their way to defend them. Enjoy your your ghost town you fucking cuckold
1 ClownFartExpressDeux 2019-04-17
I've already posted here and will probably do both until this place dies. I appreciate your concern.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-17
Fucking queer
1 JoesGobletofKidSpit 2019-04-17
Just make sure you ok everything with SpaceEdge and Toolman before you hit that send button, faggot.
1 ShetUp 2019-04-17
We should make peace just to ban you from both subs
1 xxxxxxxxx9xxxxxxxxx 2019-04-17
I love when people try to express how little they care about something via four paragraph soliloquy.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-04-17
thank you for your lecture.
1 Dennyislife 2019-04-17
This place will die. So will the first. It's time we all move on
1 ClownFartExpressDeux 2019-04-17
You're usually so positive! What happened?
1 Dennyislife 2019-04-17
I've been online since about 2000. I've seen how this shit falls apart so many times.
1 ClownFartExpressDeux 2019-04-17
No, I know. Once they lose steam here in a few day, we'll just have two ghost towns.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-17
Cool. Bye.