Beautiful couple with amazing sex life and 3 beautiful kids. Also, he has a monster hog and cuckolded Patrick S. Tomlinson

27  2019-04-17 by SomervilleDan

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Apparently, Adrienne has to place an ice pack on her pussy for a minimum of 2 hours after he is done thrashing her with his monster member.
Something she has never experienced before, I'm genuinely happy for her.

I bet his dick shiny & pink

It glistens when he takes it out of Adrienne. She couldn't even get wet for Patrick

It's hard to when you find him fucking a watermelon and watching child porn.

thick like a beer can.

he had the stronger pro-wife argument

When your blonde ex rides off into the sunset on the back of a real bike with a real man, and you’re left with your Britbike and children’s toys.

I’ll write a space escapade about an evil wife stealer and a heartless whore and it’ll be so super popular, arghh, I’ll be the next George Lucas except I’ll be big and buff from goin to the gym and then I’ll have a all the ladies in the whole wide world sniff I’ll show them!!

5 mins later

Yes, hello, Dominos? I’ll take the usual again tonight. Yes, the two for one Large Pizza deal and the side of two dozen wings. Yes. Yes. Honey Garlic this time.. Yes. and a 2L of Coke. Yes. Yes. No, I’m not going to pay in all pennies this time, I’m a famous author for real now! God! sniff will you take dimes if they’re rolled? Hello?

She looks exhausted from the deep fucking shes been getting.

He has to console and comfort Pat's kid on the rare occasion Patrick has custody. "don't worry, it's just for the weekend." to which she yells, "but he's not my dad, you're my dad, and I want to be with you!".

Because Patrick is like an ultra autistic version of the biological divorced dad you see in movies. Rather than being a wife beating day laboring drunk, he's a swollen faced manbaby who builds models based from kids movies and doesn't have a real job. Imagine the embarrassment the kid feels when she is seen with Fatrick by her friends.

It's surprising Joe and Pat couldn't get along, because they are both losers with kids who prefer their step dads.

He's got his eyes closed Joe style. ¡suave!