You can never be a rich and famous author like me. Go try heroin, child

39  2019-04-17 by SomervilleDan

16 comments

1  WillyCosby 2019-04-17

His smugness is already amplified since the other day. Fuck this fat faggot. This bit is not over.

1  nortonlovesnorway 2019-04-17

*whistlin dixie*

1  Mod_Impersonator 2019-04-17

A hole in the fence? I'm sure he knows all about those...

1  SuperTubsPeterson 2019-04-17

"A hole in the stall"

1  pussycreamdreamteam 2019-04-17

its bad for my health how much i hate him. it makes my chest tight.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-17

That's your 96% blocked widowmaker, child

1  ThatsSoOverrated 2019-04-17

"Don't become a writer. It's spiritually draining." Reminds me ff fags that move to L.A. to be with all the other wannabes and join the chorus of people telling other wannabes not to move to L.A. Notice they never move away.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-17

I haven't lived in California in a long time but LA really is a GODDAMN cess pool unless you're truly rich.

1  ThatsSoOverrated 2019-04-17

Yeah these people like being eternal freshmen slumming it with 4 roomates and pretending to have ambitions and be suffering for their art.

1  egates09 2019-04-17

Good lord, did he actually write these?

1  SomervilleDan 2019-04-17

Yes, these are 100% legit from GoodReads

1  ellencakehorn 2019-04-17

Good

1  TheMidnight_Rider 2019-04-17

It's hilarious how badly he wants to be an edgy, intellectual writer but is instead self publishing "To Xer, With Love". He wants to be anybody besides who he truly is.

1  ellencakehorn 2019-04-17

"A Glory Hole in the Fence"

The Centari United Celestial Kingdom attempts to negotiate a docking with the powerful Binary Bot Coalition

1  therealstinks 2019-04-17

Patrick made me a heroin addict child:(

1  Toss__Pot 2019-04-17

man-up & do both