Seems membership to this sub has swelled appreciatively with my triumphant return. Can’t keep a good Bovine eyed faggot down!!

0  2019-04-17 by TargetedHarassment

Seems I fucked myself in the ass with my huge cock...and balls. Tried to spread around that fuck knuckle Tom Apostle’s info and it bit me on my ass.. no, like HE LITERALLY ATE MY ASS.

I’d like to let the mods here know that I’ll behave if I’m Again asked to be a moderator here. I’ve learned my lesson well re: Doxing and I only want to be able to ban people I don’t like and take down posts I don’t agree with.

NOOOOOO! I’m fucking with you!! Anyway.. It’s me, I’m back, I’m black and I never smoked crack.

36 comments

1  mudpart2 2019-04-17

Proof faggot..

1  TargetedHarassment 2019-04-17

CONE ON YOU FUCKS! Already a downvote. We’re going to start like this?? Ok, I fucking hate all of you and wish you were dead. Let’s start over. Love you!!

1  Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-04-17

If you’re the real Joe Cumia, where can I get a copy of your parody “Die Real Soon”? It was one of the first bits I heard as I was getting into Opie and Anthony. It’s from WNEW August 2001.

1  TargetedHarassment 2019-04-17

The only parody ever written about the then non-existent r/opieandanthony sub? It was prophetic, no? It’s been sent for safe keeping to a monastery in the Hoo Giv Fuc Chinese province.

1  Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-04-17

Seriously I’m not trying to be an asshole. I remember exactly where I was when I heard it and I couldn’t stop laughing (I was 14 at the time). I think that whole break is what really got me into o and a.

1  TargetedHarassment 2019-04-17

Never did that parody. Must’ve been one of the other parody guys

1  YangtzeRiverChina 2019-04-17

The feeling has long been mutual, you fucking idiot

1  ShiIIyFaggot 2019-04-17

Tweet TargetedHarassment on your twitter

1  TargetedHarassment 2019-04-17

My Twitter is locked down.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-17

What a coincidence

1  TargetedHarassment 2019-04-17

Click the link... all the proof you need

1  TargetedHarassment 2019-04-17

proof.

1  Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2019-04-17

Goddammit, you're almost likeable.

1  pithypariah 2019-04-17

Hope you had a nice piss , Janet.

1  TargetedHarassment 2019-04-17

Wha?

1  of_lower_stock 2019-04-17

He said you're stupid.

1  TargetedHarassment 2019-04-17

Wha?

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-17

I don't use that website. A card-carrying racist and oft-accused pedophile on the tv told me there were internet terrorists on that website.

1  2UsRoadie 2019-04-17

New glasses? I like them. Good to have you back, Joe.

1  TargetedHarassment 2019-04-17

I grow in you like a malignant tumor

1  pithypariah 2019-04-17

You're half right.

1  TargetedHarassment 2019-04-17

I’m half white...

1  pithypariah 2019-04-17

Self awareness is always rewarding.

1  TargetedHarassment 2019-04-17

My bro is Tunisian, According to popular belief on this sub, I’m a straight up proud black man.

1  InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-04-17

I have read before, that your late father changed his name (from Youssef Ibn Abdessalam al-Qumiyyah) upon arrival at Ellis Island.

Whether to conceal his Berber heritage or to easier blend in with immigrant communities, I can only speculate.

1  of_lower_stock 2019-04-17

It would be "swelled appreciably" and it's redundant, you illiterate, uneducated bigger. White people hate you.

1  TargetedHarassment 2019-04-17

You sir, are a large stinky cunt. Please douche yourself out of existence. Your family would be appreciable.

1  Anarox 2019-04-17

I VOTE TO MAKE JOE UNABANNABLE

1  superheater187 2019-04-17

Goddammit there's something likeable about you Joe. Maybe exposure to Fatrick and SpaceEdge have set new low water marks.

1  detroitjerkoff 2019-04-17

Tranpa takes his dates to chucky cheese and collects boxes of markers. Joe blow would starve without him.

1  Renent 2019-04-17

It's like bobo trying to pretend to be joe trying to pretend to be fake joe.

1  TargetedHarassment 2019-04-17

Child spit, racism, misogyny, pedophilia, anti-semitism, anti gay, cow eyes, money grabber, untalented, old, fat, ugly, retarded...

All of the above, tolerable. You WILL NOT!!!!! liken me to Bobo. EVER!!!!!!!!!!! And... whoever comes up with “Jobo” IS A FUCKING DEAD MAN. (I know, “You came up with it, now go kill yourself”)

1  undersight 2019-04-17

Your honor, I didn’t want to go in to this. I really didn’t.

1  TargetedHarassment 2019-04-17

And I didn’t. But, I did. So?

1  johnajapanda 2019-04-17

You got treated and laughed at like the retard you are. So so so so so.

1  Zombied77 2019-04-17

I'm so confused