1:04 made me recoil in disgust

She really is a Stalker Patti-lookin' old bag

She couldn’t have been more uncomfortable, the only thing she could get out “ yeah okay”.

Blame Disney.

BTW-

They had us back for 7 years in a row after that first run. One week long engagements every Summer. A $10k net salary. All inclusive flights, ground, hospitality. Rooms on property, catered lunch and dinner every day, 3 twenty minute shows for 7 days. 120 one day park passes for friends and family. We played that series every year until it was discontinued in 2016.

Looks like my singer was grabbing the right ass...

Oh, put of that 10k, the band-members received 1k ea plus all hospitality. Do the math. The remaining $ is what this loser with a shitty U2 tribute band took home for a week of fun in Orlando. NOW GO MAKE A SANDWICH... #Panera

Right. Wasn’t meant to impress anyone, just straighten a few of you out. You’re ignorant to the facts. You need real information. I’m the only place you can get that about me, O&A, this sub, and your own un-self-aware selves.

No one gives a fuck. If you weren't senile and had the ability to read the room, you would have caught on to that by now

None of that is true

Your screen name is bullshit. Just for the record. I was indeed arrested and held overnight on a “contempt of court” charge for allegedly breaking an O of P that Disgraced Atty. Dominic Barbara had my ex wife take out on me for more leverage in her divorce settlement. She bit her lip and had me arrested on a broken order of protection charge to get me out of my house. It worked, in fact, I hope you get to see just how well it works first hand!

Back to the true story:

I penned the song “C.U.N.T.” Shortly after that experience. It was played extensively on O&A back when you assholes were fun.

I made a recording of my ex admitting to biting her lip bloody at the behest of Mr. Barbara for the sole purpose of ejecting me from my own home. Admittedly, I did fuck some skank while I was married to (ah, Fuck it) Colleen. She took it extremely hard.

Interesting detail: AFTER I was bailed out, SHE CALLED ME to apologize. We decided to reconcile, but all I had on my mind was getting her to admit our tape that that she hit herself (I didn’t know at the time that she actually bit her own lip to show the cops she was bleeding when they arrived ). While i was fucking her, tape recorder running... she spilled the beans....told me all about Dominic’s advice and how she felt horrible about doing it.

I sent the tape to my attorney, they contacted the prosecutor in my case and the ENTIRE MATTER was ACOD’d.

Those are the facts frying-pan man. I know you like your story better... but the end of this one is wayyy better...

After I got the words I needed out of the heinous POS that had me arrested for her own personal selfish reasons, I got out of bed, wiped off my dick and left without a word. She was puzzled until we went to court the next time and it was thrown out.

Hey dummy... Guys that hit girls usually have more than one incident of domestic abuse to their credit. Criminal records go hand in hand with being a woman beater. That goes for my brother too. So go suck a cock.

Way too much explaining for you needy assfuckers.

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Sounds a little far fetched

If it's too much explaining, why did you do it? No one gives a fuck what the technicalities of your life, retard

Why do wife beaters always come up with crazy convoluted stories to cover up their disgusting, abusive behavior?

It's who you are, u/TargetedHarassment so own it.

Why do you continue to pen these poorly worded essays when you know that people will both not read it and re-accuse you off what you're denying immediately

How do you know it’s poorly worded unless you read it already, dummy? I don’t care what people do after they read the truth. That’s their own stupidity defining their thought processes.

Me: “Hey dummy..The sky is blue”... ,

Reddit: “No it’s not!!! ITS GREEN YOU BOVINE COW EYED MONEY GRUBBING FAGGOT”...

Ha! None of what YOU say matters. Trust me, I’m POSITIVE all of you sheep read every word I post here.

Just for the record.

Your brother grooms children

Allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllright.

You're a dumb cunt who will die within 3 years

I’ll outlive you. You’re a china white opiate junkie, you sustain yourself on dog-meat and hot water. You work as a mop-boy at your Mother and Sisters hand-job palace that caters to stinky middle aged white guys. they call it an exotic CHINEEEEEE massage parlor, but it’s just another a happy ending joint., Plus, you smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day like all good Asian lung cancer factories do. Yeah, even If you’re 17 yrs old, you’ll be dead way before me. Good luck bro!

Joe, without hyperbole, you are three times as old as me. I'm 20 and you're in your 60s. I will not feed into your inane delusions that you are going to be a centenarian, because the reality is that you're a walking tub of lard who drinks regularly, did hard drugs, and constantly shoves shitty pub food down your gullet. Health-wise, you're careening downhill and your life is going to be utter shitshow if you make it past 65. Spend your years with your children and not on a fucking subreddit that hates you, because you definitely don't have many left, you fucking cow.

Take responsibility for your shitty performance

I take full responsibility for 8 years worth of “shitty” performances, and that’s only Disney.

I’ve literally toured the world on the strength of “shitty” performances with “shitty” tribute bands.

You must know everything, and the people who hired us, the same people who hire the entertainment for one of the largest entertainment companies on the planet, must KNOW NOTHING.

You rule!

I guess that makes you an accomplice to sexual assault. Add in those drink driving charges and periscope videos of you driving off the road with your kids in the back seat, and you’re looking at some hard time pal

Arrest me. HAHA!

Quit putting shitty in quotations. Your band is SHITTY.

No. It’s better than your band.

I don't have a band, Joe. But you do. And it's SHITTY.

If someone owns a car.. even if (in your opinion) its a shitty one, it’s still better than not owning one at all. Words of wisdom Grasshopper.

Unless that car is a gay ass Gucci Fiat

The Fiat gets 35mi to the gal. It’s paid off and my daughter told me to buy it when we were shopping for a car to go back n forth to school with.... I don’t care at all what you think about it. I get compliments on it from strangers all the time.

She should have picked a faster one, maybe she'd get there on time.

Can’t drive over/through traffic. Her few tardy days are 100% her Mom’s fault. She moved so far away. You can tell her I said that.

She says otherwise, I'm more inclined to believe her. Do better.

If you’re more inclined to believe her, you’re too gullible for. E to associate with. Enjoy your life anonymous cowardly douche.

So I should believe proven liar "those images were manipulated" Joe cumia over his ex wife from a Facebook post where she had no reason to lie.

Kill yourself.

It's a faggoty little girls car. That's why your daughter picked it out. Because she's a little faggot.

That’s mean. She’s a lovely young lady and you know it.

Idk.IS she lovely? Your ex s as I'd you were "poisoning her ability to be a child". She's probably just lime you but a little smarter.

Your metaphorical car is a piece of shit.

> I’ve literally toured the world

Which countries?

Abu Dhabi Trinidad Honduras Brazil San Salvador, El Salvador Dublin, Ireland Italy: Sicily and Naples (twice) Mexico: Mexico City, Puerto Rico St. Thomas VI Cuba: GTMO Maui, Hawaii All over the USA and Canada

Joe rules.

No