Message to the mod known as u/SpaceEdge

8  2019-04-16 by Fartpooof

You're fuckin' semantic blockage. That's what made you up. You're a fuckin' programmer named u/SpaceEdge who fucked up.

He sucked my cock, fell in love, and he was locked in.

He’s gonna get his second chance to suck my cock again.

If he turns me down, he’s gonna go straight to hell, he won't pass "Go", he’ll never fuckin' win. he’s the cunt that thought he was God, but that's OK. I don't give a shit, as long as he sucks me off when I tell him, cause he’s my zombie.

I captured that motherfucker, and he’s my cassette.

I want that cocksucker to send me at least fifty-thousand fuckin' dollars.

If he can't do it, I'll try ten.

If he can't do that, I'll try five, but that's it.

If you got a dowry of $5,000 come out here and suck me off, do what I tell you from now on, and you can join me in eternal time

5 comments

1  SpaceNiggerEdge 2019-04-16

/u/FartProoof why do you keep trying to ping him now? Are you trying to get this sub shut down? Because that's what it seems like.

1  Fartpooof 2019-04-16

because its funny to get the mods to respond to my monkey shines

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-16

I don't care for your shiny monkeys but I'll defend to the death your right to shine them

1  D0WhatN0w 2019-04-16

Ah robbin' the hood. Better times my friend. Better times. He's a piece of shit and I'll splatter him all over the fuckin walls.- st Raleigh. Blessed be his name

1  DSaucy66642069 2019-04-16

my baby likes to shoot pool