Please, have a heart. We haven’t done anything to deserve this. I just turned 67 and I just want to live my life with Joey in peace. Joey is a great man, a loyal brother and most of all great father. He does tend to arrive to the school twenty minutes late since he’s reporting the same drawing that’s been reposted several dozen times already, but he gets Layla there in the end. We just had a lovely vaca in Vegas as many of you know with aunt Fran and Fred. You were very hurtful to me about my legs and feet. No, my vagina does not hang down like a snail, it’s more like a Giraffe tongue.

You constantly attack Joey’s figure, but he’s in great shape. Is it jealousy? He’s not fat, he’s just big boned and he’s quite the lover. He really does make me squirt, but many of you have come to the assumption that it’s urine, and this is completely untrue. I’ve had frequent IBS and if so much as a pinky much like Joey’s lovely dark penis goes inside of it, more likely than not I get very loose stool that comes out. But that’s beside the point I’m trying to make here. We’re just a couple from long Island that plead with you to leave us alone.