carl ruiz was murdered, folks

0  2019-09-22 by ichise7

gregg hughes is starting to tie some loose ends, fellas. my investigation into the opesters pedophile ring has got the man frazzled, chums. brother wease, the head of the playpen pilferers, has descended into a paranoia induced black hole.

typical of his jewish nature, the weaseman began to point fingers. "theyre starting to know..the goys are going to get us you fat titted faggot!" wease yelled to the opester. suspecting carl ruiz, brother wease ordered the opester to have carl sleep with the fishes. hahaaa know what im sayin folks?

the opester offered to meet carl cuisine in front of the poultry cart operated by vic henley. after taping a podcast, the opester lured carl into an alley with promises of donut lasagna. once out of sight, the opester smothered carl cuisine with his fat freckled pendulous breast meat.

dumping the body inside the dumpster, the opester escaped on rollerblades.

this has been 100% confirmed

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This fucking got a niggas ribs. Everyone hates ya ichise, but I dig your never ending commitment to your bit.

im spreading this story, folks. the food network will become aware of the truth behind the fall of calorie carl

also, opie is an active pedophile

first patrice, then epstein and now carl. he never left the mafia. that is a lifetime ting.

he attempted kevin hart but failed.

But how does coprophilia tie into this terrible crime?

carl knew. he caught the opester in the act one time, pal. the opester was inhaling a 3 foot mound of child shit through one nostril.

calzone carl was sworn to secrecy, but with my investigation gaining traction, brother wease was convinced that calorie carl was leaking information.

when one lieth with the beast, death surely will come, folks. know what im sayin?

also, opie is an active pedophile

This sounds plausible.

Holy shit. Ive never heard anyone call Ichise a liar before. Im starting to think he knows something we dont....

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