Is everyone in Port Jefferson Station a fat, bald, cow eyed idiot?

1  2019-08-15 by SwampYankee

17 comments

Yes

I’ve lived within 25 miles of LI my whole life and have never had a reason to go there. Nothing of value besides a couple of 75 dollar chinese guitars this guy from some U2 tribute band owns

cop is cute.

What's cute is your authority figures being women LOL.

Not sure if you're being serious or if everyone here is a homsex but she might seem cute because she's skinny but that face is horrible. She's one breakup away from diving snout first into Edy's and flying head first into The Wall.

I think she's cute as hell.

You must think Eastern European are the pinnacle of female attractiveness then. Cus that's one sunken-eyed, WC Fields nosed, alien faced looking bish.

I do like czech porn a lot.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a good Slovak, Czech, or Slav in her early 20s. But I have yet to ever see a single one look good past 40. Even the alien faced FLOTUS had to have massive amounts of work done and she looks like she's perpetually going to sneeze.

those czech girls are unreal. This looks like one of those '4k' porn scenes like the fake taxi shit and she's gonna blow him in the back of a police car.

Lol okay, you got me there. Definitely does.

"I can't post bail... but I bet it gets lonely, filling out paperwork all night by yourself.."

They humiliated him by forcing him to get perp walked by a little girl after they clearly kicked his ass.

SCPD cops are thugs, but sometimes they get it right.

Still Long Island trash like the rest of them.

Jordan Kay also sang karaoke in Port Jeff. He probably out sang Joe then took his girl home.

Another retarded guinea with a clever tshirt.

It even has Joe's characteristic random capitalization. Well it's in all caps actually but some words are BIGGER.

The further east you go, the fatter the populace gets.