Not hiding it well here. Hopefully sharing the same happy ending though.

Cocaine is a helluva drug

Cocaine is pretty fun until it becomes an every day thing, which is easier to do than you'd think if you're selling it; or just a rich cunt.

The level of paranoia caused - and the general damage that drug did to my life is almost incalculable.

Tortured soul Jim can relate because he had a few wine coolers when he was still a teenager. I feel as if we're soulmates and Jim really understands the struggle of substance abuse. His absolute lack of knowledge, common sense or experience is really comforting.

When is Jim getting a new advice show? I really need his input.

Its a tough one man.

Have you considered going to a meeting? Theres a group of people that lets just say are “anonymous” that might help you. I don’t want to say too much but there are some “steps” you can take to help yourself.

"EWWWWW! EWWWWWWW! Are you a fuckin' guy who says the name of a place that's supposed to be anonymous? EWWWWW!!!" - Actual Jim Norton quote

It's YOUR name that's supposed to be anonymous, stupid. You mention your involvement all the time. Nice anonymity, stupid.

Also if AA didn't spread it's name and purpose deliberately, NOBODY WOULD GO TO IT BECAUSE NOBODY WOULD HAVE EVER HEARD OF IT

YOU GODDAMN FUCKING IMBECILE!

Nigga thinks he's in the Freemasons

It's like Fight Club, Jim sees himself as Tyler Durden

well he told Artie he just takes it one day at a time. the guy who sniffed his nose off, yeah. he gave that guy tips. think he said try a treadmill also.

Currently almost everyday user. It’s real bad. My paranoia is horrible.

In all seriousness as bad as coke was it was also the easiest for me to quit; heroin, alcohol, cigarettes and benzos, they really motherfucked me in comparison. With coke I had a short and nasty comedown and a bit of mental addiction afterwards, but it's definitely do-able. I'd try and stop if the paranoia hasn't already taken over your life. I would stare out of windows scanning insanely for hours and hours fam, no way to live. Curtain-twitchin' nigga. Constantly thinking about the next bump. Coke is horrendously addictive while you are on it, but doesn't have the same hold other drugs do when you quit. A few benzos will help you get over the hump if you want to quit. Either way I wish you best because daily cocaine use really is a motherfucker and creeps up on you. When the very intense, totally irrational paranoia sets in it's probably time to reconsider the cost/benefit of the drug, If I were you I'd sell what you have left, it's a small financial reward for doing the sensible thing.

Yeah I’m constantly staring out the windows, staring at my car wondering thinking it going to be stole. or feeling door knobs thinking someone is in the room. Sleeping with a knife next to my bed stand. I need to quit as it’s already ruined a relationship. I work in finance and my entire office of course always does it so I usually always end up 4am most days going crazy.

When I’m sober I have none of those issues but I know that is next if I don’t quit.

YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!

You ever have to wait about 45min to get a hard on after too much?

The triumph in Norton's eyes is infuriating.

Nothing a sturdy fork can't sort out if you apply yourself

They both on meth. The eyes never lie conyo.

That faggy Cellar table

It's like a table for cunts.

Ask for photo.

Goes with the most " Deer in headlights" expression.

How you going to ask for and collect photos and not even try to take a good pic?

He was just doing an impression of his friend's brother, so so so so so that makes him a deer instead of a steer?

The big bad Cellar table had to have a little passive aggressive sign so no civilians would sit there.

Thank you!

That sign says comedians, not prop-comics Jimbo.

One was a talented, tortured soul who went out like a soldier because his brain was failing.

The other is a soulless, back-stabbing rapist who would parade around any diagnosis he received hoping to reap the maximum amount of attention and pity.

I hope Jim dies.

....I was just hoping he'd stub his toe in the morning.

Study Jim long enough and soon the homicidal urges will take precedent

Subpoena

And get infected like Bob Marleys and the worm taking up Rastafarianism immediately afterwards.

Sadist!

That and Death to Smoochy will be celebrated years from now.

I guess Mrs. Doubtfire is just thrown out like yesterday's tomatos

Perhaps in the wake of Robin Williams's death, the second highest grossing film of 1993 will finally get the attention it deserves

Death to Smoochy rules. World's Greatest Dad was fantastic

Very well said. Williams death was a travesty albeit a necessary one. The man could talk to gorillas for Christ sake

Meanwhile confirmed creepy faggot and scam artist Gin Mordum has managed to get a cushy job talking to the only man uglier than a gorilla.

Reminder: comedians are such crybaby pussies that when they moved that table a few inches, it was such a catastrophe that it wound up making The NY Times.

Damn i bet they were heckling the poor waitresses who moved it. Some rogue and dark fellas those cellar comics

Robin took off his belt and went upstairs after Jim talked to him about his favorite Mork and Mindy episode for four hours.

I'll never understand how that shit dick got farther than being an open mic. what's 2 plus 2, diarrhea? get killed by a drunk driver.

He is a pro dick sucker, only talent he has really.

Well, one's hiding tragic emotional pain. The other one's just trying to hold his tapered shit in after a night with a transvestite.

I don't think Jim feels any pain at all TBH. He's desperate to portray himself as some kind of oddball but I think it's all affected.

He's the shape of whatever container you pour him into

Wow is that a beer bottle? Does Robin Williams not know about jims dark history with alcohol? Damn i cant even begin to image how much pain Jim is hiding in this photo.

Two faggoty joke thieves.

One down. One to go.

My man

Where’s the other man?

Two inconsiderate thieves, one talented

Robin is thinking “ho-ho! Cant wait to go hang myself after taking this picture with this faggot, ho-ho!”

Worm always has that 'looking up from a priest's crotch surprised by the flash' face

Grimmy got confused

I'm glad that sign is there, would hate to sit at that table

Man, the guy on the right... he's just brooding man, dark.... I hope he is doing ok with his struggles

When Robin Williams offed himself, worm was on some show talking about how he understood the struggles that he faced and how sometimes worm would sit there and just brood over killing himself. Just in case you guys needed some more ammo to hate Norden.

At least jern’s hands look totally normal and not at all like little bobo fists.

one emotionally and the other physically up his ass