What's the haps? EeEeEeEe!

90  2019-08-14 by aRTie02150

24 comments

What grown man eats chicken nuggets as a normal meal

I'll admit I get chicken nuggets from McDonald's like twice a year

A lil' taste now and then is what separates us brothamen from the animals.

Lil' bit.

Brave

Well absolutely. I do too. But that isn't a "normal meal" for either of us.

chicken nuggies rule and are easily a top 10 food for me. i was really excited today to go to wendy's because they brought back the spicy nuggies!

Stellar. A true work of art.

but dolphins are intelligent and endearing creatures

They're actually pretty mean. I live in Florida and see the fuckers almost everyday. They often beat the fucking shit out of the young calves out in the water and sometimes approach your boat aggressively kinda like their telling you "this ain't your show!"

punch them in their heads with a paddle, they will immediately seize bothering your boat.

did you mean "cease" bothering your boat?

No, he meant that they will have seizures, which will continue the cycle of his boat being bothered.

I had a few drinks

They also rape. They’re basically sea niggers.

Sam is so hate-able

I hope this dolphin gets strangled to death in a tuna net.

Buy more beer and throw the six pack ring in the ocean

Anyone here try the Dolphin Tenders yet?

thank you for your service

Too much chin definition.

Uncanny

Sam Roberts is a shitdick

skills

From the bottom of my heart, thank you.