Carol's a squirter.

Is that what Joe called her old-age incontinence?

He thought he was bragging about his sexual prowess at be able to make her piss in his face and mouth.

Being with a squirter gets old in a hurry also.

It must. To piss when you climax sounds stupid, not to JoeH though.

It does, I speak from experience. The bloom goes off the rose rather quickly.

Yeah I experienced it once. At first I was just in shock and it was kinda exciting, but after having busted my nut, and to see the fucking mess it left was fucking disgusting.

She pissed on the sofa!! Retard JoeH thinks it's some magical fluid released once she orgasms. But since his father pissed on him during showers, he doesn't know any better.

Danny Ben Dovid is slowly losing his marbles again.

Turns out that he is obsessed with The Rocket. The Rocket is set to cut a promo on him, stay tuned. If you feeeeeeeel...what The Rocket...is launching.

I hope it's your fist, up his ass. Post pics upon completion, pls.

European buprenorphine now comes in a minty flavour that dissolves in ur asshole instantly.

Anthony sits alone in his house and posts around 300 times per day on Twitter but we're just jealous. He's having a great time!

Joe Cumia is now a Fredo

Nice topical reference stupid.

well it was only 2 days ago.

He got the girl.

Jeffery Epstein got a suspended sentence.

a supposedly self imposed suspended from a rope kinda sentence

Permanently Suspended one might say

Jeffrey Epstein is alive.

Brother Joe Cumia now DMCAs every single image or recording that features him; any posts mentioning him he flags as targeted harassment. Unfortunately, his karma is so low that he can't really comment anywhere but here, and here we shit on him unmercifully. Also he got a lifetime ban from Reddit for doxxing SpaceEdge the mod from the old sub, but as a Cumia rules don't apply to him. Oh, and he's threatened to fight about half the people from here if only they weren't anonymous, but he always chickens out when they take him up on his offer.

Hiya, Joe; how's the leeching business?

If you wanna date Milla Jovovich make sure you're 6'1" and that your schedule is wide open.

Jeffrey Epstein had a picture of Joey in a blue dress and red high heels on the island of misfit hymens.