Dave "I'm not fat" Landau

2  2019-08-13 by varamyr6skin

8 comments

Easier to believe when there aren't whole doritos in your mustache

With the wage Mr. Cumio pays he can only afford McDonald's

Fair point.

His porker wife certainly isn't complaining

Nice 46w 25l pants, midget Paul Blart

Did Dave grow that pedostache to fit in better with the rest of the scumbags at compound?

It’s working

He looks like a beanbag chair