Joe is so smart that the government suppresses information from getting to his powerful brain for fear of what he could do with the knowledge.....

30  2019-08-13 by ants_ccw_permit

28 comments

1  Randal_X2 2019-08-13

Hopefully it's late onset schizophrenia, or an early sign of that hereditary Cumia dementia.

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-08-13

He should definitely check his cable box for cameras, maybe toss it in the microwave to interfere with any tracking devices. That's what I had to do with my sxm radio

1  Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-08-13

You and Fez had a lot in common. Ron Bennington and the whole damn channel were out to get both of you.

1  2Shirts4life 2019-08-13

people down the hallway were talking about them

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-08-13

And sending secret emails. He won't say who! But Fez knows...

1  FatFaggotSpaceEdge 2019-08-13

I'll need to delete this account after telling you this, but there's a listening device in your bellybutton. It's also slowly giving you sickle cell anemia so that your untimely death appears normal. You need to remove the whole damn thing with tin snips.

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-08-13

Wtf is tin snips

1  FatFaggotSpaceEdge 2019-08-13

Device used to snip tin.

1  Jung_Skywalker 2019-08-13

Device

Nice tool, stupid.

1  Randal_X2 2019-08-13

His transgressions have long been archived via Echelon and PRISM. He'll never be significant enough to be detained or prosecuted, unless he goes full incest clan with squirting cousin Carol via Nana's various nefarious peccadillos.

1  FireMoliturd 2019-08-13

randy smokes schwagg

1  ChineseGuitars 2019-08-13

The remedy is to shutdown the box and reboot. Nothing else works.

Genius. Alas, this only solves for the brief while of 2 months... bovine retard.

1  this_light 2019-08-13

A cable box? It’s not 2001 anymore joe, you boomer tech faggot. What time is ‘the wire’ on.

1  Rich_Vos_Rolex 2019-08-13

Yeah, and if you turn the dial between channels 20 and 21, you can get the Playboy Channel.

1  of_lower_stock 2019-08-13

Having to turn your cable box off and on EVERY two months sounds like hell on fucking Earth.

1  Rich_Vos_Rolex 2019-08-13

A better fix is ctrl-alt-del.

1  fawwkyeah 2019-08-13

Look at this boomer crying about his fucking television

Also, Low IQ Joe, Fox News is owned by international corporations too, only a blind partisan retard boomer thinks their chosen television channel is “the real deal”, you’re just as stupid as the libtards

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-08-13

Dude they have so many segments that are just long drawn out ads for ancestry.com and shit trying to get people to hand over their dna to the government and corporations.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-08-13

Once one of your dumb relatives does it, the jig is up anyway.

Even worse, a 3rd party now has your DNA sequence. Give them 20 years and they can put you at any crime scene with your DNA and deep fake video.

All because your aunt Betsey wanted to find out if she was 1/16th Cherokee...

1  d4n4n 2019-08-13

Gonna be fun when we have deep fakes and artificial DNA evidence and revert back to 18th century forensics.

1  Persianschlong 2019-08-13

Ahhh but his is the most patriotic,accurate and unbiased

1  mvcv114 2019-08-13

It's Low-T Joey to you LIBTARD. Or just Joey.

1  ScrumptiousFetuses 2019-08-13

Yes, Fox is being suppressed by the Trump administration

The lack of awareness from these retards

1  Toss__Pot 2019-08-13

Joe's started thinking he spots conspiracy patterns - he's legit 50% crazy. Well done guys, halfway there.

1  TheElDan 2019-08-13

Has he ever met a problem he didn’t blame on redditards or the BIASED left?

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-08-13

Press Z or R twice

1  daveyistheman 2019-08-13

It's a false flag operation on Joe's cable box.

1  -AnonymousDouche 2019-08-13

Why would the republican government want to interrupt their propaganda channel, but only to a single retard on Long Island?