REMINDER: Joe almost took his computer to geek squad before he made the revolutionary discovery of the windows task manager

78  2019-08-13 by SpaceCaseBassFace

Then proceeded to tell everyone on his friends list about it without realizing how basic and pretty much universal knowledge ctrl alt delete is to anyone with a functional understanding of computers.

23 comments

1  johnajapanda 2019-08-13

He did take his computer to the GeekSquad, twice!

1  SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-08-13

I stand corrected. Something joe has never said.

1  johnajapanda 2019-08-13

No biggie, he is such a fuck up on so many levels and with so many stories, it's easy to mix them up. It was that he was getting prompts to update his windows and thought he had been hacked, he brought it to the GeekSquad to reinstall the whole operating system, twice. He is such a cow-shit for brains.

1  Phantas_Magorical 2019-08-13

Boomer dago scumbag

1  Skank_Sinatra 2019-08-13

You typed dago but my mind read aboriginal.

1  madenat39 2019-08-13

Didn’t he also pay for it in geek squad dollars, I forget the actual post

1  johnajapanda 2019-08-13

Lol yes! He did mention "$200 GeekSquad dollars".

1  mvcv114 2019-08-13

Which is equivalent to $350 Big Apple Ranch Lap-dollars.

1  RamonFrunkis 2019-08-13

A smart man blindly throws (not his) money at the problem.

Only a libtaredditurd would, y'know, enter the error message into Google and see what the free, crowdsourced solutions are.

Lol who would trust the entire knowledge base of humanity for free with a little know-how and can-do attitude? When you can use someone else's money to pay MegaCorp 20x the value of services to use minimum wage high school labor because 'my mom said I'm good at the Internet'.

1  TheElDan 2019-08-13

Was this the time he whined about having to wait in line and tried to tag Best Buy’s customer support account without realizing it was a bot?

1  johnajapanda 2019-08-13

Best Buy’s customer support account without realizing it was a bot?

I do remember this vaguely! But if I remember it correctly, I think he was window shopping for a big screen tv and didn't get the customer service he expected and like the boomer-tard that he is, took to Twitter and then FB to whine about it and make them regret him taking his business elsewhere.

1  Dr-Seepage 2019-08-13

Two hundred dollars geek squad dollars

1  JamesJCrowe 2019-08-13

he intentionally clicks on gay porn pop up ads.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-08-13

He thinks he's won a free iPad.

1  TacolasCage 2019-08-13

Plenty of shit on File Hippo for free but he retarded tho

1  Persianschlong 2019-08-13

Can you imagine the wave of pride that he felt over his revelation....he then felt pain and looked down. his dick was in a wall socket

1  satanssockpuppet 2019-08-13

That was hilarious. "Hey, you know those obviously fake virus warnings? They're fake".

1  ChineseGuitars 2019-08-13

Actually, most asshats shit their pants when seeing something like it. Unlike Joe, they didn't profit from an extensive military training.

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1  of_lower_stock 2019-08-13

He really hasn't got the first clue as to just how dumb he is. It shouldn't still amaze me, but it do.

1  NortheastPhilly 2019-08-13

That was after he drove around looking for a Gateway 2000

1  BlackManMoan 2019-08-13

He probably could've just skipped the task manager and just used Alt+F4. Or just stop posting his little triumphs.