Joe Cumia says he's not gay, BUT

22  2019-08-12 by DildoFan

every time he visits the Grand Canyon he goes loaded with 10 feet of anal beads up his ass, and then Carol ties a bowling ball to the end and then tosses it off the edge

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Shocking allegations

Will JoeH deny it?

Do they allow dried up old whores like Carol at the Grand Canyon? Seems like a fire hazard.

He uses the 10ft beaded dildo like a slide whistle

I don't know, that seems like an awful lot of trouble to go to for frivalous sexual thrills.

But then again, it's Joe Cumia we're talking about and we all know how "those" people are with money. So sure, I'll believe it.

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