Can you imagine how much Joe Cum was slobbering over that? Bragging about how his brother had a solid 10 and god knows what else to anyone who was in earshot?
I'd rather not say, it's rude, and I don't want to hurt your fragile self-esteem. I wouldn't want to send you into another depressed state, Mr. Daniel Ben Dovid.
Melissa Stetten seemed like a very normal, decent person to settle down with as well. Yeah, she was a bit young for AntH, but he should have put a ring on that and settled the fuck down.
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1 fawwkyeah 2019-08-12
It’s the only semi-normal relationship he’s ever had and he ended it by exposing her secrets on air like a bitchy girl
1 halfslices 2019-08-12
The way he described her leakage "as if you had put a pizza pie face down on the sheets" really stuck with me
1 SaltyDog86 2019-08-12
The funny thing is Ant’s face would leave a similar oily residue.
1 DamonTyler 2019-08-12
he lately sheepishly admitted he made most of that stuff up.
1 SibHashian13 2019-08-12
She was an adult woman....gross
1 suirogerg 2019-08-12
Can you imagine how much Joe Cum was slobbering over that? Bragging about how his brother had a solid 10 and god knows what else to anyone who was in earshot?
1 donald_kingsley 2019-08-12
He’d be goggle-eyed with excitement trying to squeeze her tits in all the christmas photos
1 Boxocox696969 2019-08-12
First he’d have to stop doing that to dawn
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-08-12
no deal
1 suirogerg 2019-08-12
Vape in hand.
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-08-12
Jill looks like Jimmy Fallon in drag and her ass leaks poop-oil.
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-08-12
No lube was needed or necessary
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-08-12
sounds like a good woman
1 madameroach 2019-08-12
And yet she’s still out of Anthony’s league (and yours too).
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-08-12
What would you rate me on a scale of 1 to 10 you fucking faggot
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1 madameroach 2019-08-12
I'd rather not say, it's rude, and I don't want to hurt your fragile self-esteem. I wouldn't want to send you into another depressed state, Mr. Daniel Ben Dovid.
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-08-12
Hey at least you guys have new material. The Guitar Hero & Patrice wanted to watch a movie shit was very stale.
1 fawwkyeah 2019-08-12
Shalom
1 just_a_mean_person 2019-08-12
I can't wait to hear about your failed suicide attempt
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-08-12
Everyday I wake up is a failed suicide attempt.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-08-12
A three or a four. You're average looking but have no vocational prospects, no money, and you can be a titanic bitch.
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-08-12
You're gay.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-08-12
Like I said, bitchy.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-08-12
6 million, if you accept this new scale.
1 LiberalPussy 2019-08-12
She really was the best woman Anthony could ever hope to get. So of course he sabotaged it like the self destructive faggot he is.
1 daveyistheman 2019-08-12
Melissa Stetten seemed like a very normal, decent person to settle down with as well. Yeah, she was a bit young for AntH, but he should have put a ring on that and settled the fuck down.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-08-12
She was a histrionic retard who forgot to log into her alt while defending/praising herself on some catty website for cunts.
1 quasi100 2019-08-12
She also didnt disable whois on her shitty website and I'm pretty sure I have her cell number
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-08-12
get an interview.
1 daveyistheman 2019-08-12
Hahaha, I was unaware of this
1 quasi100 2019-08-12
cumiacompound.com
1 daveyistheman 2019-08-12
This is a great website!
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-08-12
that's every woman
1 ShowpizzaBizbear 2019-08-12
You’re not wrong, but she had the dignity and composure of Eleanor Roosevelt compared to that gutterskank Dani and that scoliosis-goblin Ileana.
1 Jungies 2019-08-12
She's talked about being on so many antidepressants she lost all interest in sex.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-08-12
Wouldnt you if you woke up with Anthony Cumia?
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-08-12
Half of the married men that I know get laid less than once a month
1 ArmchairFabio 2019-08-12
I concur.
1 PM_ME_MASTECTOMY 2019-08-12
She is typical mid 40s LI white girl trash.
1 ConflictAddict 2019-08-12
Exactly. If she had a dick, she'd be perfect for him.
1 DrCroccer 2019-08-12
If she had a dick, she'd be him
1 AmySchumerIsFunny19 2019-08-12
she really hit the wall theres a nude photo of her
1 thrillated 2019-08-12
There's tons that were shared at the old place back when it existed.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-08-12
They were shared here too. Admins removed them each time for "involuntary pornography".
1 ConchoPetesHugePenis 2019-08-12
Gravel driveway ass and legs.
1 Peckas1 2019-08-12
In an different timeline, married Ant wouldn't have taken up creepshot/scaffolding photography as a hobby.
1 moneyonmymind727 2019-08-12
a good looking 40 year old ain't as good as an ugly 19 year old. -patrice
1 Stud_beaner_69 2019-08-12
Or, he shouldn’t lie to himself and marry sue so he could be out of the closet and happy
1 Dachosen17 2019-08-12
unfortunately for Anthony she didn't have a cock
1 rahtin 2019-08-12
Instead of getting Jill's bags of rocks fixed, he dumped her and bought a set of shitty frankentits for a mentally ill gay boy.