He found a stupid sixpence upon a stupid stile. He bought a stupid cat, which caught a stupid mouse, And they all lived together in a stupid little townhouse.

He met an ugly woman, and a stupid preach and had a stupid marriage on a stupid little beach. They had a stupid child and lived a stupid life. The stupid man, the cat, the mouse, the child and ugly wife.

They were happy for a number of stupidly long years. They lived a life of stupid happiness, no worries and no fears. Until one day the ugly wife upset the stupid man. He yelled a stupid yell and he hit her with a pan.

There was a stupid man, who walked a crooked mile, and when he drank the spit of kids he smiled a stupid smile.