TFW your allowance check arrives just in time to get bottle service at Big Apple Ranch

31  2019-08-12 by TurningFrogsGay

7 comments

Narcissistic mongoloid.

What a fuckin Dolt.

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So smug, so stupid.

Mary Jean lookin' good!

By bottle service, you mean having the bartender shove a bottle into his rectum?