This is the guy that covered Bobo’s face under the guise that his face shouldn’t be seen by others for it will make passerby’s uncomfortable. The balls on this ugly mother fucker to continue to keep the pubic hair looking facial hair.
How the fuck could his wife let him leave the house looking like this? In all seriousness. If you were this "thing's" loved one, how could his appearance not be a cause for concern? This goes beyond ugly. This is a medical issue. His skin color alone indicates this ugly bitch is anaemic. He's definitely not getting any heme iron in his diet since all he consumes are sugary drinks and processed GMO chicken nuggets.
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1 suirogerg 2019-08-12
And embarrassment of a father.
1 icecap 2019-08-12
Buttermilk drinking abomination
1 suirogerg 2019-08-12
Yeah I mean that, as a father, Sam is an embarrassment. But his real dad can take some of the beating too.
1 Justsomeapple4 2019-08-12
This is the guy that covered Bobo’s face under the guise that his face shouldn’t be seen by others for it will make passerby’s uncomfortable. The balls on this ugly mother fucker to continue to keep the pubic hair looking facial hair.
1 dazzlefloss 2019-08-12
I'd much rather see a smiling Bobo bag my groceries than this C.H.U.D. (Corny, Hairy, Ugly Douche)
1 Justsomeapple4 2019-08-12
Bobo is like a GQ model compared to this Garfunkel reject.
1 Nuwanda84 2019-08-12
Ay listen up it is. This is Bigfoot. I'll fuck your cat it is.
1 niceusernamestupid 2019-08-12
Its his mom on the Patterson Gimlin footage Im certain of it
1 LetMeShowUMySoyFace 2019-08-12
How the fuck could his wife let him leave the house looking like this? In all seriousness. If you were this "thing's" loved one, how could his appearance not be a cause for concern? This goes beyond ugly. This is a medical issue. His skin color alone indicates this ugly bitch is anaemic. He's definitely not getting any heme iron in his diet since all he consumes are sugary drinks and processed GMO chicken nuggets.
1 MonsterSteve 2019-08-12
The sad part is this is the photo Sirius uses for their show. That’s the best they can make Sam look.
1 Monkey___Business 2019-08-12
How did this piece of shit not get bullied into suicide when he was a kid?
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-08-12
Home schooled mamas boy.
1 Stanhopes_Liver 2019-08-12
He thinks his beard makes him look manly. Fucking gross.