I can help. Head to the bathroom and find the stall w/the gentleman tapping his foot to the rhythm of 'I Still Haven't Found any Self-Respect, Humility, Intelligence, or Life Skills.'
I know all about dick at the big apple, so believe me when I tell you that endless days turn into sleepless nights whenever GI Mo is manning the glory hole. Thoughts and prayers for your mom.
You're a good egg. Play your cards right and there's a trip to the Bobby Fischer museum in Iceland in it for you. Oh yeah, we'll get t-shirts and fridge magnets, the whole shebang.
It just occurred to me that Jimmy's fake affinity for chess gets forgotten a lot. Oh look at this interesting and dark, brooding nematode who is a big fan of chess. Such a deep and intelligent mutant. Shut up, Jim, you don't know how to play chess, Autograph McGee.
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1 BloviatingUdders 2019-08-11
I can help. Head to the bathroom and find the stall w/the gentleman tapping his foot to the rhythm of 'I Still Haven't Found any Self-Respect, Humility, Intelligence, or Life Skills.'
1 Bluesmoky 2019-08-11
"Mooooooooo"
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2019-08-11
Hey there.... I used to have a radio show. Do you like iPads?
1 late_50s_why 2019-08-11
how about a gender transformation surgery?
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-08-11
16 is kinda old. I could do a Shuffle at best.
1 bruisedreed84 2019-08-11
I know all about dick at the big apple, so believe me when I tell you that endless days turn into sleepless nights whenever GI Mo is manning the glory hole. Thoughts and prayers for your mom.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-11
You're a good egg. Play your cards right and there's a trip to the Bobby Fischer museum in Iceland in it for you. Oh yeah, we'll get t-shirts and fridge magnets, the whole shebang.
1 bruisedreed84 2019-08-11
Are those mustard covered sardines fully comped? If not, stop wasting my time, bozo.
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-08-11
It just occurred to me that Jimmy's fake affinity for chess gets forgotten a lot. Oh look at this interesting and dark, brooding nematode who is a big fan of chess. Such a deep and intelligent mutant. Shut up, Jim, you don't know how to play chess, Autograph McGee.
1 dmix 2019-08-11
Joe claimed that wasn't him. I'm still holding out hope it was real.