I’m only 16 and I don’t know dick about the Big Apple Ranch.

86  2019-08-11 by Sergeant_Joseph_Spud

Abusive black man beating my mom

10 comments

I can help. Head to the bathroom and find the stall w/the gentleman tapping his foot to the rhythm of 'I Still Haven't Found any Self-Respect, Humility, Intelligence, or Life Skills.'

"Mooooooooo"

Hey there.... I used to have a radio show. Do you like iPads?

how about a gender transformation surgery?

16 is kinda old. I could do a Shuffle at best.

I know all about dick at the big apple, so believe me when I tell you that endless days turn into sleepless nights whenever GI Mo is manning the glory hole. Thoughts and prayers for your mom.

You're a good egg. Play your cards right and there's a trip to the Bobby Fischer museum in Iceland in it for you. Oh yeah, we'll get t-shirts and fridge magnets, the whole shebang.

Are those mustard covered sardines fully comped? If not, stop wasting my time, bozo.

It just occurred to me that Jimmy's fake affinity for chess gets forgotten a lot. Oh look at this interesting and dark, brooding nematode who is a big fan of chess. Such a deep and intelligent mutant. Shut up, Jim, you don't know how to play chess, Autograph McGee.

Joe claimed that wasn't him. I'm still holding out hope it was real.