5'8"

51  2019-08-10 by throwaway201985

21 comments

Have you ever seen a cop and just said to yourself "there's no way this guy would ever be physically capable of arresting me"? Joe Rogan hasn't.

I don't know he could probably take this one.

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Lil’ nigger got that Mindfreak levitation perspective

They're holding little Joey up with their feet

And that’s exactly why this little shit had to learn TKD at a young age.

Yeah no way he’s fucking 5’8 I’m 5’10 and I’m almost a foot taller than him. Never understood why they all lie about their height its like lying about your hair color.

Hit the bricks pipsqueak. This sub is for us giants among men who are all 6'1" or taller.

6’1. The height of gods...

This place truly is the Mount Olympus of comedy

There’s a reason you don’t see Danny DeVito or Joe Pesci lifting weights or taking HGH, and this is it. Funhouse mirror looking freak.

It also looks like he has lifts inside his little shoes.

This photo just seems to reinforce the rumor that his wifes pet name for Joe is "Half-pint".

All the cops are leaning forward to make him look bigger

He looks like a Make a Wish winner

57 year old face on a 12 year old body

He's the typical insecure short guy who took up a manly hobby to compensate. You see guys like this in bodybuilding and MMA all the time. I'm 6'0 on the dot which is on the higher end of average for a white male aged between 18 and 30 but at my gym I'm a legit giant. On any given day I'm taller than pretty much every guy there by at least a head.

Bodybuilding and MMA seem to be the go-to manlet compensation routes.

LoL you sure do like to watch those short dudes at the gym. They get you all sweaty downstairs.

Unless you're Muggsy Bogues or that 'the plane boss' guy, it must really stink to be a genetically inferior, short man.

Good thing I'm 6'1" with an empty schedule.

He looks tiny and very happy.

nice hat faggot

I'm only just 5'10"

I've met him for a picture after a show. My girlfriend is 5'6" and he was distinctly shorter than she is.

I've also met Nick Mullen and honest to God he's barely 5 foot. He's absolutely tiny.