Where would these people be if the o&a show never existed?

7  2019-08-10 by TR4UM4T1Z3D

Opie, Anthony, Jim, Sam, bill, Colin, Patrice, erock, Kieth, Joe, etc... Basically a hypothetical "where are they now?"

11 comments

1  darklydreamingdayln 2019-08-10

Working in a tollbooth. All except for Joe, who would be eke out a living from Anthony's tollbooth wages.

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-10

Opie: still Spuds Buckley

Ant: dead of fentanyl

Jim: found swinging from his ceiling fan wearing a full transvestite outfit

Sam: school shooter, captured without incident, found dead in his cell after being fed no tendies

Bill: same place, under Nia's thumb

Colin: same place, wallering in the void

Patrice: still dead of midnight fish frys with Carl Ruiz

Erock: working for Spuds Buckley

Keith: missing, presumed dead, possibly mob related.

Joe: murdered by Hell's Angels for wearing and stubbornly defending Sons of Anarchy rockers

Bobo: received miracle drug, made friends with a mouse, got smart for awhile, mouse died, got dumb again

Bobby: lost 400 lbs, finished 14th in the Boston Marathon

1  bwaitforitjones 2019-08-10

Besides Colin, and Bobby being one of the Booster Marathon bombers not a race runner this is a very accurate prediction

1  OutlawMemer 2019-08-10

Bobo: received miracle drug, made friends with a mouse, got smart for awhile, mouse died, got dumb again

Literary yuma.

1  bwaitforitjones 2019-08-10

Colin would be doing ok for himself

1  Separate_Possibility 2019-08-10

Opie the voice of Watertown, NY 2-6 pm.

Anthony: selling shoes

Jim: bouncer at a gay bar

Sam: kindergarten teacher

Bill: no difference

CQ: working for Seinfeld

Patrice: bouncer at a strip club

Erock: Managing one of his father's golf courses

Keith: working for mark levin

Joe: selling stolen goods out of his trunk

1  JMueller2012 2019-08-10

Through your tears

1  chex_and_texlemeneux 2019-08-10

I'd imagine Jim would have been dead 20 years ago from AIDS.

1  ScrumptiousFetuses 2019-08-10

On one hand if there was no O&A, Jim would be dead which makes me happy. But on the other hand, if there was no O&A I wouldn’t have heard of Jim and couldn’t celebrate his death.

It’s a tough one man...

1  4stepsbackward 2019-08-10

Opie: He'd be best friends with Howard Stern, maybe even doing radio together and drinking road sodas together like pals.

Anthony: A member of the QAnon cult on twitter, speculating that Trump is working with Robert Mueller to arrest all the pedophiles. Either that;or in prison for raping a 13 year old. Or both.

Jim: He'd be a multi-millionaire and the most famous comic on the planet. Also, married.

Patrice: Still alive.

Steve C.: Still alive.

Otto: Still alive.

Greg Giraldo: Still alive.

Sam Roberts: Dead.

Keith: Raped to death by a gang of black youths while on the beat.

E-Rock: A 150 pound sex symbol and co-writer on The Simpsons.

Joe: After Bono kicks The Edge out of U2 in '98, he recruits Joseph Cumia into the band and they make billions of dollars. He occasionally gives Anthony a 10 dollar bill per month to make sure he doesn't off himself.

Colin Quinn: President of the United States.

Bill Burr: Not married to Nia, which is a plus.

Dani Golightly: Would have a healthy set of ribs.

Danny Ross: Still Jewish and gay.

1  late_50s_why 2019-08-10

Half of these folks would be in centre for retards who can't read good