Reminder: Statistically Joe has less than 20 years of life left in him, and Ant likely has even less.

14  2019-08-09 by joeybeans121

In either case, the have 5-10 good years left at best. Way to waste your remaining time on this earth.

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Since I'm an obsessive faggot about this place myself, I don't judge him for it.

Its been my life experience that only the good die Young. They will probably both live to be 80. Anthony will spend his last bit of money turning himself into some transhuman artificial intelligence and being alive forever as a machine. A machine with a penchant for underage females and transgender gamer girls.

I can imagine Tranth pulling a Bruce Jenner and thinking by the age of 70, he's actually a woman for attention.

I don't even wanna think about how much uglier he'd look on synthetic estrogen pills. As for JoeH, he will probably outlive Carol somehow. She looks even closer to death than he is.

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My best mate died this week and I've been a bit down about it all. This has cheered me up. Thank you very much.

Joe's going to live 4 more years and then get splattered by a Freightliner truck on the freeway while weaving in and out of The Joseph Lane. Might be in the Barbiemobile, might by on his Joeycycle. But his motor skills are deteriorating. Hand-eye coordination going down. His low T will make him fall asleep at the wheel. The loud music he's played his whole life will have deteriorated his hearing so the blaring horns won't wake him up.

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