Saint Peter has a great sense of humor.
0 2019-08-09 by HollandJimmy
I’ll be shuffling in line at the Pearly Gates and finally get up before St. Pete. He’ll look down at his clipboard, look up at me, look down again, and start shaking his head.
Pete: “You posted dick pics on his mom’s obituary webpage?”
ME: “Well, it seemed funny at the time.”
Pete: “You had a nigga’s ribs hurting that day.”
<gates swing open>
3 comments
1 HomeRunCumia_Deux 2019-08-09
Cringe...
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-08-09
BE MORE FUNNY
1 braunheisenberg 2019-08-09
cool, but when you die it will be in a puddle of your own shit and cowboy cum courtesy of men's room glory hole at the Big Apple Ranch