"The Bonnie Situation"

"Did you notiche a shign on the front of my houshe that saysh 'Dead Cyumia Shtorage'?"

Thank you, I knew something was there lol

“Don’t tell me how good my squirting is. I know how fuckin’ good it is.”

“I’m with this old bag because when my girl has a yeast infection I want to taste it.”

"But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the piss on the headboard of my bed, it's the dead coverband practicing in my garage."