Who am I?

17  2019-08-08 by Phkna1

I was accused of pedophilia, so I went on national TV to repeat the allegations without denying them.

I was treated like a retarded Make-A-Wish kid by my musical idols.

My brother fucks my girlfriend's daughter.

Who am I?

11 comments

Michael Jackson?

Subpoena.

A nigger?

That's right.

A Klan member?

Weirdly, also correct.

A cow?

accused of pedophilia

Was he before the court appearance?

I just saw the episode for the first time. Those tweets are entirely real right?

Screenshots can be manipulated

This is harder than wordsback